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31 Hitchin, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 25, 2013
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Judaism, and very serious about it
Dropped out of university
More than $1,000,000
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Hebrew (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hey girls, what's poppin'? I'm Alex. I should probably get the obvious stuff out of the way first: YES, I'm a pilot. I love to fly. I just like to fly around. I have an expensive home and a large plasma television. You probably couldn't afford it, but I can. When I'm not being a pilot (I should probably mention, I'M A PILOT) I like to chill out in my sexy home, doing sexy things like press-ups and waxing. Sexually, I'm receptive to your needs, and will adapt to suit you. You want to poo on me? That's fine. You want to kiss me coyly? That's fine too. As long as you poo on me.

I am a pilot, I'm a pilot, and let's go sailing
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, this is as good an opportunity as any to say that actually, I'm a pilot. I love to fly. I'm probably flying as you read this lololol!!?!?! I'm seeing this girl, but it's not serious, as she insists on using contraception. I also like to shave my head, drink port, and fall asleep infront of every fucking film Phil has ever shown me. I think about complicated issues, and I pretend to read New Scientist. I am a Jew.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reciting the Torah, not having any foreskin, being a pilot, making love to you ;-), chillin' in my pad with a glass of port spinning a dreidel, concealing my premature balding by shaving my head, and hey, let's go sailing, yeah? Yeah.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm wearing a pilot's uniform. That I'm quite short. That there's a very handsome gentleman following me around singing the theme tune from Schindler's List, laughing and pointing. That I live for the taste of the salty sea air. We should go sailing sometime - I'll let you drop the anchor!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A) I'm not really into BOOKS all that much. I'm a pretty busy guy, and I have a short attention span. Believe me, I certainly seem like the kind of guy who DOES read books, so it's like I have the benefit of being the sort of person who reads without having to do any of the work.

B) As mentioned, I have never seen a whole film. I have a rare form of narcolepsy that is induced by watching good movies. However, I certainly seem like the kind of guy who DOES watch movies. We should have a glass of port and check out a flick or two. Bottoms up!

C) I love music. I listen to it all the time. I've got a CD player on my boat. You should come and check it out.

D) I love port, and meat. Port is smashing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phil is my guardian angel. He is a shining star whose light illuminates my life with a pure and eternal glow.

1. Phil
2. A Boeing 747
3. My sailboat
4. A glass of port
5. Pussy
6. I'm a pilot
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philly B and his soft hair. He's very handsome and intelligent, and calm in a crisis. Sometimes I have this dream where me and Phil are in a cave, and we're both in animal skins, right, and there's a snake in my lap, and it's going to bite me, right, but Phil grabs it and tames it, right, and the sun comes through his chocolate brown hair and dances through his eyelashes, right, and then the snake gets sick and vomits on my legs. Sometimes when I wake up I can still feel the snake sick in my pantaloons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Flyin'. It's a Barcelona/Madrid this week. I don't know how I cope lol!! Luckily, I've got a weekend of sailing to look forward to. I'm a sailor at heart! Seriously though I'm a pilot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I feel sad that I'm Jewish. I feel like there's dirt on my skin, but no matter how much I wash and scrub the dirt won't come off. I file my horns down with a chisel, and hide my Jew-eggs under the stairs so Phil can't find them and crush them. Phil says that Judaism is a disease, and he is the cure.
You should message me if
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You're attractive, but have sufficient additional - albeit lesser - qualities for me to pretend that I'm interested in you for more than just your bum. Or if you want to go sailing. No dogs.