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AlexanderEm

29 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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I'm a passionate and cultured young whipper-snapper who studied Fine Art and then decided he'd much rather be a musician who teaches...nice one. I was going to write that I'm laaaaid- back (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind) but I don't think anyone would admit to considering themselves uptight. Just to stand out then: I'm an arrogant wanker who hates beauty.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a full-time Primary and Infant School Special Needs Assistant (a PISSNA) and a part-time drummer and guitarist in a couple of North London bands you've never heard of (now you have, listen to track 3: www.hoshalpatrick.depthsoundrecordings.co.uk). Also do quite a lot of life-modelling...pays the bills dunnit!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Playing the drums like an animal/Animal
- Playing the guitar like Andres Segovia on a very bad day
- Running really fast over extremely short distances (I can do the 10m in about 2.3 seconds)
- Not getting angry...ever. Not sure I know what it feels like to get angry. I was mildly peeved once though.

I also won a nationwide poetry competition at the age of 7 and am yet to fulfill the promise of that auspicious day...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes, my positive demeanour and my lack of trousers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm not gonna list ya senseless, but these are indicative of wider tastes:

Books: The meandering prose of Marcel Proust. The subtly suggestive horror of H. P. Lovecraft and E. A. Poe. Anything by or about musicians i.e. This Wheel is on Fire by Levon Helm or The Dirt by Motley Crue.

Film: On one end of the spectrum, the stark and sleek perfection of Kubrick and Coppola. On t'other, the touching humanism and simple truth of Shane Meadows and movies like Withnail and I. Also any movies about music...i.e. The Last Waltz by Scorcese. If I ever come across a film that I like as much as that one...well, then there'll be two movies that I really, really, really quite like...like, lots and lots.

Music: The beautiful beats of Boards of Canada. Industrial dub-step is a bit of a guilty pleasure i.e. Excision and Downlink (none of that pop-step shite). The impossibly perfect compositions of Claude Debussy.

Food: Not quite so opinionated here...but I bloody love the stuff. If it tastes good (and most of it does) then I'm sold.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- A stringed instrument
- Something to hit with a stick
- A comfortable place to recline
- The company of a nice lady
- My hands
- My eyes
- My ears

Ha, I just put 7 and Cupid bot didn't even stop me!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The size of the universe in relation to myself and the impossibility to the human mind of it being either finite or infinite...and whether or not my hairline is receding a bit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a gig, dancing with my friends and making sure the fun...never...stops.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm wearing odd socks.
You should message me if
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Some of this made you laugh and you fancy me in my pictures, fairly obviously.