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27 M Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:11am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Personally, I find dating to be the single-most frustrating process in life. It's like hey, "let me lie and pretend like there's nothing lame or annoying about myself long enough to trick this person."

It's taken me 27 years to get to know myself and I still don't have it all down. That being said, I don't expect anyone to get a decent portrait of who I fully am in a profile summary. I'm up for any questions though. I'm just looking for a girl who can let her hair down, be goofy and have a good time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Im pretty good at karaoke, giving advice that I probably won't take myself, listening, cooking, procrastinating.

I'm really good at laying down and watching movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have a distinct laugh and a very nice smile. When I have knocked back a few you will definitely hear my voice above everyone else's.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: I like weird movies

Shows: Workaholics, The Walking Dead,
Music: I could listen to music all day If I had nothing else to do.
If it was legal to live every waking moment to a soundtrack I would do so.

Food: I'll try anything once, but I love Asian food. I'm not very picky at all. Absolutely love spicy food and a sucker for sushi. I spend tons of time watching the food network because I am fat. I probably frequent the websites of restaurants way more than the average person.

If you can cook, you may have the key to my heart. Or at least to key to my pantry, let's keep things reasonable.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Mirrors (Here's lookin at me)
2. Karaoke
3. Computer
4. My Car
5. Friends/Family (technically 2, but who cares. I don't follow rules, rules follow me)
6. Movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movies, sports, what I'm going to do later on, food. Grand opportunities to throw out a "that's what she said.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends probably doing karaoke somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think dating is dumb.

I like nerds.

I am a sucker for girls with curly hair. I love to sing. I grew up without a dad. In a way that has definitely affected my social skills (especially with women).

I'm awkward, I never notice when someone is flirting with me and I am very naive.

Sanity in a significant other is No longer a requirement, can't be too picky.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'t%20be%20shy%20shwayze%20&sm=1If you really want to get to know me message me.

A really good friend of mine once said "Everything ain't for everybody." If after reading my profile you feel I am not your type that's fine. However, if you feel as though I possible could be, don't be shy.