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28 Baltimore, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:21am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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I'm rare like Mr.Clean with hair.

Honestly, I'm just looking for someone to be immature with. I'm looking for a girl that can hang out with the fellas and drink a beer and that I can take home to mom. Someone that I can have just as much fun staying in as going out. Someone I can have inside jokes with that gets my silly puns.
What I’m doing with my life
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Earnin' and burnin', snappin' necks and cashin' checks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Im pretty good at karaoke, giving advice that I probably won't take myself, listening, cooking, procrastinating.

I'm really good at laying down and watching movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told I have a distinct laugh and a very nice smile. When I have knocked back a few you will definitely hear my voice above everyone else's.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: I like weird movies

Shows: Workaholics, The Walking Dead, Master Chef Junior, Sports

Music: I could listen to music all day If I had nothing else to do.
If it was legal to live every waking moment to a soundtrack I would do so.

Food: I'll try anything once, but I love Asian food. I'm not very picky at all. Absolutely love spicy food and a sucker for sushi. I spend tons of time watching the food network because I am fat. I probably frequent the websites of restaurants way more than the average person. I love to cook as well.

If you can cook, you may have the key to my heart. Or at least to key to my pantry, let's keep things reasonable.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Food (insert Homer Simpson drool sound here)
2. Karaoke
3. Computer
4. My Car
5. Friends/Family (technically 2, but who cares. I don't follow rules, rules follow me)
6. Movies/Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movies, sports, what I'm going to do later on, food. Grand opportunities to throw out a "that's what she said.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends probably doing karaoke somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think dating is dumb.

I like nerds.

I am a sucker for girls with curly hair. I love to sing. I grew up without a dad. In a way that has definitely affected my social skills (especially with women).

I'm awkward, I never notice when someone is flirting with me and I am very naive.

Sanity in a significant other is No longer a requirement, can't be too picky.
You should message me if
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If you really want to get to know me, message me.

A really good friend of mine once said "Everything ain't for everybody." If after reading my profile you feel I am not your type that's fine. However, if you feel as though I possible could be, don't be shy. Just remember first impressions change, last impressions don't.