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Alexander_Elias
23 / M / straight / Single
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The Skinny
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- Ethnicity
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- Height
- 5' 6" (1.67m).
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Leo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Science / Tech / Engineering
- Income
- $20,000–$30,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Fluently), German (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am clever, bookish, and hirsute.
My Self-Summary
I've recently graduated college and have been working as an
archaeologist...which I love and
hate. In my spare time I like to draw, read, or just sit and think (wow I'm
starting to bore even myself). I play some instruments (poorly) and
sing in a punk band
called "Leather".
I once said, in all sincerity, "I think the only reason I liked the movie Beerfest was because I like Mo'nique sooo much."
I've been hit by cars a handful of times and have some fake teeth and a slightly more belligerent attitude toward drivers as a result.
I once said, in all sincerity, "I think the only reason I liked the movie Beerfest was because I like Mo'nique sooo much."
I've been hit by cars a handful of times and have some fake teeth and a slightly more belligerent attitude toward drivers as a result.
What I’m doing with my life
Ever since I was about 4 years old I've had an extremely vivid
image of myself as an old, old man with a long white beard,
possibly standing next to a goat. Everything in between here and
there is a lot more hazy.
One mid-range goal is to improve my fluency in French, so if you'd like to practice too don't hesitate in messaging me.
One mid-range goal is to improve my fluency in French, so if you'd like to practice too don't hesitate in messaging me.
I’m really good at
Doodling, rocking till I bleed (not actually a joke), making
sarcastic or pithy comments, being actually helpful in time of
need.
The first things people usually notice about me
Ah, the space where I get to be either unbearably vain or awkwardly
self-aware. Yeah no thanks. Anyway you'll figure this out yourself
if we meet.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
My favorite books of all time are the Gormenghast novels by Mervyn
Peake; I also like books by Annie Proulx, Alexander Solzhenitsyn,
Jerzy Kosinski and Patrick O'Brian among others. I also read
comics, not so much superheroes as things like R. Crumb, Dan
Clowes, Jim Woodring and so on.
Some movies I think are of crucial importance to the modern world: Wet Hot American Summer, The Holy Mountain, Time Bandits, Come and See
The Dead Milkmen, Fugazi, David Bowie, Pixies and Brian Eno have all been important to me at one time or another. Mostly I like punk and classical music but I'm not about to discount any entire genres out of hand.
Reuben sandwiches are obviously the most perfect food ever devised but I gave them up for a life of vegetarian virtue.
Some movies I think are of crucial importance to the modern world: Wet Hot American Summer, The Holy Mountain, Time Bandits, Come and See
The Dead Milkmen, Fugazi, David Bowie, Pixies and Brian Eno have all been important to me at one time or another. Mostly I like punk and classical music but I'm not about to discount any entire genres out of hand.
Reuben sandwiches are obviously the most perfect food ever devised but I gave them up for a life of vegetarian virtue.
The six things I could never do without
I've found I can do without just about anything except my friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Girls, lyrics or new ideas for drawings, what books I want to read
next, all the tattoos I'm saving up for. Everything, really. With
all the time I've spent brooding it's really a shame I don't smoke
cigarettes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or at a show if I've managed to stay up past 9:30
(grueling labor is a real drag).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I spent a lot of time in middle school reading books about wizards
and goblins. And I do mean A Lot of time.
You should message me if
If you're thing bleak Eastern European novels, the Four Humors,
Pleistocene megafauna, and the idea of a dog driving a car are all
equally great.
