Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I would like to first start by stating that I am not such a douche
as my pofile pictures might have you believe. I like to think that
I am a non douche trapped inside a douchebags body.
Now, onto the important stuff: ME!
Just moved back from Vancouver. I do not drive a range Rover, wear
500 dollar t-shirts, nor do I have a small dog named
Favorite thing in the world is playing music. Ive played in a few
bands in Vancouver. Not playing right now, but hoping to start
something up in the next two months.
I'm a filthy vegan. I guess thats pretty douchey. I am pretty much
as strict vegan as you can get, but I dont care if you are not
vegan. In fact, i prefer it. I like to live vicariously through my
I enjoy a good book, a good single malt every now and then, and
writing music. My favorite band of all time is the pixies. My
favorite kind of movies are old film noir movies - i wish i could
live in a bogart movie or be in the black rebel motorcycle club...
but i guess i can settle in an era that has played host to things
like the Kardashians, freedom fries, and Gangnam style.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Training people... personally. I guess you could call me a personal
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing songs in my head while im out, then forgetting everything
by the time i get home and sit down to record.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pixies, M83, explosions in the sky, parkway drive, the ghost
banditas vegan tacos, guerilla food, indigo, eternal abundance,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good music and art
A guitar of some sort
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes get a little moist in the ol eye sockets when i watch
I'm a sucker for redheads
I wish I could grow a stupid beard
You should message me if
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You don't care that I can't grow a beard which, by the looks of all
the profiles I have lurked, is about 2 and a half people... You all
seem to want to date homeless men. I swear, those dudes down on
main and Hastings should switch from being panhandlers to becoming
male prostitutes. If you want, i can show up wearing a bunch of
lint from the dryer glued to my face.
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