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30 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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*note: I'm not an actor, nor do i play one on TV*

I would like to first start by stating that I am not such a douche as my pofile pictures might have you believe. I like to think that I am a non douche trapped inside a douchebags body.

Just moved here from Vancouver. I do not drive a range Rover, wear 500 dollar t-shirts, nor do I have a small dog named princess.

Favorite thing in the world is playing music. Ive played in a few bands in Vancouver. Not playing right now, but hoping to start something up in the next two months.

I'm a filthy vegan. I guess thats pretty douchey. I am pretty much as strict vegan as you can get, but I dont care if you are not vegan. In fact, i prefer it. I like to live vicariously through my carnivorous friends.

I enjoy a good book, a good single malt every now and then, and writing music. My favorite band of all time is the pixies. My favorite kind of movies are old film noir movies - i wish i could live in a bogart movie or be in the black rebel motorcycle club... but i guess i can settle in an era that has played host to things like the Kardashians, freedom fries, and Gangnam style.
What I’m doing with my life
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helping people with their nutrition and lifestyle choices
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing songs in my head while im out, then forgetting everything by the time i get home and sit down to record.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hitchcock. Maltese Falcon.

It's always sunny

Pixies, M83, explosions in the sky, sigur ros, Jeff Beck, Greg Howe, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, childish gambino, cadence weapon, the stooges, BRMC, august burns red, the ghost inside, Sinatra

banditas vegan tacos, guerilla food, indigo, eternal abundance, BANANAS!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good music and art
Banditas tacos
A guitar of some sort
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not my neighbor upstairs is making all that noise because he/she is having sex or if it's just them doing p90x really, really aggressively... I'm assuming it's the latter
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do wha I wan
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes get a little moist in the ol eye sockets when i watch movies

I'm a sucker for redheads

I wish I could grow a stupid beard
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't care that I can't grow a stupid beard which, by the looks of all the profiles I have lurked, is about 2 and a half people... You all seem to want to date homeless men. I swear, those dudes down on main and Hastings should switch from being panhandlers to male prostitutes. If you want, i can show up wearing a bunch of lint from the dryer glued to my face.
- you want to go surfing
- you want to go hiking
- you want to go explore somewhere in the area you haven't been yet