Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*note: I'm not an actor, nor do i play one on TV*
I would like to first start by stating that I am not such a douche
as my pofile pictures might have you believe. I like to think that
I am a non douche trapped inside a douchebags body.
Just moved here from Vancouver. I do not drive a range Rover, wear
500 dollar t-shirts, nor do I have a small dog named
Favorite thing in the world is playing music. Ive played in a few
bands in Vancouver. Not playing right now, but hoping to start
something up in the next two months.
I'm a filthy vegan. I guess thats pretty douchey. I am pretty much
as strict vegan as you can get, but I dont care if you are not
vegan. In fact, i prefer it. I like to live vicariously through my
I enjoy a good book, a good single malt every now and then, and
writing music. My favorite band of all time is the pixies. My
favorite kind of movies are old film noir movies - i wish i could
live in a bogart movie or be in the black rebel motorcycle club...
but i guess i can settle in an era that has played host to things
like the Kardashians, freedom fries, and Gangnam style.
What I’m doing with my life
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helping people with their nutrition and lifestyle choices
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing songs in my head while im out, then forgetting everything
by the time i get home and sit down to record.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hitchcock. Maltese Falcon.
It's always sunny
Pixies, M83, explosions in the sky, sigur ros, Jeff Beck, Greg
Howe, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, childish gambino, cadence
weapon, the stooges, BRMC, august burns red, the ghost inside,
banditas vegan tacos, guerilla food, indigo, eternal abundance,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good music and art
A guitar of some sort
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not my neighbor upstairs is making all that noise
because he/she is having sex or if it's just them doing p90x
really, really aggressively... I'm assuming it's the latter
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes get a little moist in the ol eye sockets when i watch
I'm a sucker for redheads
I wish I could grow a stupid beard
You should message me if
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You don't care that I can't grow a stupid beard which, by the looks
of all the profiles I have lurked, is about 2 and a half people...
You all seem to want to date homeless men. I swear, those dudes
down on main and Hastings should switch from being panhandlers to
male prostitutes. If you want, i can show up wearing a bunch of
lint from the dryer glued to my face.
- you want to go surfing
- you want to go hiking
- you want to go explore somewhere in the area you haven't been yet
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