I am hillariously funny, sarcastically witty, and wildly sexual?.
My Self-Summary
Well, I'm a 5'3", brownish reddish haired, blue eyed, Chicagoan who
lived in Orange Park, FL and is now back in Chicago :) I'm a
graphic design major who is back on the right path to getting my
degree. I would like to think I have a great sense of humor :) Many
have said so...and all those people can't be lying. *smirk* I love
to laugh and have a great time. I need to meet people I can have
good conversations and laugh with.
On a more serious note, I'm tired of games with people that I tend
to meet. I'm a very up front person and I treat people the way I
want to be treated. I give my all in any friendship/relationship
I'm in and I expect the same from those on the other end of that
friendship/relationship. If you're still stuck in high school,
there's the door. I don't have time for you and if you think I do,
you're sadly mistaken.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, like I said before, I'm a graphic design major minoring in
Photography. I want to do the ads and media for movies and tv. I've
got lots of goals, the challenge is there, and I'm taking it.
:)
Other than that, I'm just moving forward with my life and hoping to
start fresh...
I’m really good at
*whistles innocently* Ok, yeah that was ghey...I try to be good at
everything I put my mind to. My art and my job...which are not the
same thing. Although I'm my own worst critic.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes and my smile...although...when I open my mouth to speak,
that's a totally different subject...my personality comes out after
that and there's no stopping it...sorry in advance.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(a) Favorite books right now are the Anita Blake series (which I'm
still reading through right now.) I love to read but get very
little time to do it anymore. One of my all time favorites is
Little Women
(b) Favorite movie is...hmm lots of them...Pulp Fiction, Willy
Wonka and the Chocolate Factory...I've recently added V for
Vendetta, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Across the Universe
(definately that one.), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Spaceballs, Monty Python,
Grandma's Boy, Blues Brothers, and the list goes on and on and
on...
(c) Favorite music is everything...i love everything :) Yes even
some country...ok I lied...polka music will get you shot.
(d) I LOVE Italian food and mexican food :) Food is about the only
thing I'm extremely picky on...
The six things I could never do without
my family, my friends, my dad's ring, my music, my art, and my
computer (since that's where most of my art comes from :))
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life...the harsh realities of life and the simplistic joys of
life...
Although, recently, survival gets put up there with that.
Also, I'm not looking for Mr. Forever and I'm not looking for Mr.
Right Now. Mr. Right is very much an ideal I'd like to have faith
in being real but it's a very situational thing. Mr. Right isn't
how great you look, how much money you make or how great you...it's
how you treat those important to you, it's how caring you are, and
it's all in how you can show me how much I mean to you with some
originality.
On a typical Friday night I am
depends on the friday night :) it can be almost anything. I love to
go to the movies, shoot pool, shoot darts, go to a sporting
event...but I also like to sit around at home too sometimes...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
not a damn thing ;) Private things are designated to those who put
forth the effort to get to know me past this silly OkCupid facade.
Trust me...I'm more than meets the eye...
You should message me if
you're funny, can hold up a conversation, and can handle being
friends first :)
Also, please, no shallow people...I'm getting too old for that kind
of crap. If you can't look past materialistic things or personal
appearance, you're no where near what I want...even as a
friend.
Thank you, come again :)