Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

Hi. I'm Alex. And if you wanna know about me, just ask. It's free, quick, and I don't have to worry about someone creepy doing their homework on me to find out that I am a b-boy snowboarder with an addiction to Hit Cookies and Sailor Moon.

EQUASION OF THE EVIL OF WOMEN

(W)omen = (T)ime + (M)oney

if (T)ime = (M)oney

then (W)omen = (M)oney X (M)oney

if (M)oney = Root of All Evil

then (W)omen = (E)vil

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Studying to put the random thoughts in my head onto your movie screen. Or at the gym, cutting up my physique with some muay thai or breakdancing.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Castlevania, Symphony of the Night. And watching WWE/TNA. Hey, they don't have to be accomplishments for me to be good at them...

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Me introducing myself, probably. There's WAY too many decent people around to be afraid to approach them. Life is too short.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

BOOKS: This is where the Peeps throw down and say the Bible. That covers, what, 88 books? Oh, and Soren Kierkkegard. What a genious.

MOVIES: Anything with Brandon Lee, or anything without Paul Walker.

MUSIC: This isn't a fair question. All music is appropriate at different times. However, amongst my alltime favorites you'll find Vertical Horizon, Boyz II Men, Queen, and Jamiroquai.

FOODS: Anything high-carbs, like Asian food. And Indian food. Mmmm...

GAMES (I felt it necessary): Xenogears, Street Fighter II, Super Smash Brothers Melee, Golden Eye, Perfect Dark, Langrisser (Warsong) Series, Halo2, and thing starting with "Final" and ending in "Fantasy", excluding 9 (Imagine, someone eating a bowl of Alphabits, blowing it back up on the floor, and using the vomit pool as a script for the flagship of the Square legacy. For shame...)

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

I choose to list my New Years Resolutions here:

1. Build a money bin. A big one, like in Duck Tales.

2. Fill the money bin with lots of money.

3. Swim in the money bin everyday, to stay in shape and bask in all of my financial glory.

4. Perform The People's Elbow, Sweet Chin Music, or some other super flashy finisher from the WWE.

5. Be able to sing White Zombie's "Thunderkiss 1965", and actually know the words (no mumbling).

6. Watch Paul Walker's career go down in flames when he tries to do more "Fast and the Furious" sequels.

UPDATE*: Hey! I have a brilliant idea! How about I give The People's Elbow to Paul Walker IN my money bin WHILE singing "Thunderkiss 1965"? I could knock out ALL of my resolutions simultaneously! YESSS!!!

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Thinking about that one Dr.Dre line from that song "Nothin' but a G Thang". I mean, "never lets me slip, cuz if I slip, I'm slippin'"? Uh... yeah. No shit.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Not gay, boys. Stop messaging me about my "cuteness" if you have a penis.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I use Adidas "Moves" Deodorant on my package, because I hate the smell of ball sweat.

You should message me if Propose an edit

MESSAGE ME IF: You find me intriguing, enchanting, or awe-inspiring. Or if you want to know the meaning of life.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF: You plan on being an asshole. I've already got one, thanks.

ALSO: I'm really not on here anymore, I lost intrest in this site awhile ago, and the only reason I still have an account is for people to enjoy my tests. If you're really serious about contacting me you'll have a better chance at myspace, my URL is smoothcriminalex. Or try alexascended@aim. Don't be shy, I'm nice. Really!

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