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Alexketler

20 M Rio Grande, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Feb 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Icelandic (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Don't listen to that Personality thing. Its since decided that it doesn't like me and is talking shit on me, just because I don't talk to it anymore. So it's lying about how I'm not, energetic, artsy, or kind. Also, it makes me sound like I smoke/consume/inject drugs directly into my eyes every morning I wake up. I really don't, it a social thing, and it's very limited. Now if you'll excuse me, my boots and I need to go and have a few words with it.

To start off: I'm going to put an obligatory, "These 'About Me' things are weird". Just kidding.

I know my profile says, Mississippi, but I'll have you know that I do not have a southern accent, and in fact, am from New Jersey, although I do live here.

Anywho, I'm a pretty neat-o dude if you ask me, I would consider myself an intellectual, if that means someone who is always learning something new. I enjoy nice drives with pleasant music, walks in the park on any given day, soaking in the sun when I'm outside, those sort of things. I also tend to have a minor case of serious potty mouth. I'm a pretty outgoing person. I can talk and get along with anyone who is willing to talk to me.

I'm the kind of person who loves the little things in life, like when the wind blows a pleasant breeze, or when a particular sun beam catches my eye, or stare into the clouds. I think the world is highly unappreciated.

On the outside I am a very clean dressing person, pea coat with either a band tee shirt on or solid color shirt and blue jeans with a decent pair of shoes. On the inside though, I am a pretty fiery/direct person. My mind isn't exactly the nicest, or cleanest, but I don't let it slip in public. To reiterate, I really am nice.

Actually, I'm more of a Neutral Good person I would think, or that's what I try to be. I try to be a good person for myself, but not try to be a total dick about it. I mean, I'm no saint so, shit.
I'm an ESFJ on the MBTI personality chart, if that means anything to you.

Just about everyone new that I've recently met call me either, Bruce (like Bruce Wayne) or Batman because they think I look and act like him.

I listen to a lot of Indie music, most people would probably call me a "hipster". -ragebegin- I guess you can call me what ever you like, but if being a "hipster" implies being a snobby pretentious asshat, then no I am not that at all. I will fully respect any opinion that you have, if you respect mine, and we can carry out an intelligent conversation without any shouting. And I dress comfortably damnit. -rageend-
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently a Student at NEMCC. I, as of a few weeks ago, have found a job, and am happily working at the local Wendy's. Suffice to say, I am not sick of their food, nor am I disgusted on the way that it's made. When I'm not working I'm either, going to class, writing music, listening to music, going to concerts, having fun with friends, or doing theater related things.

I practice yoga as a semi-religious and fitness activity. I love being able to be as healthy as I am now in my life. I find deep satisfaction in preforming yoga, it just brings me joy. The same amount of joy it gives me when I sing and play guitar for someone, and they actually think I'm talented.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having fun, even if I am laughing at what my mind is doing, I am always having fun. I think I'm just really good at having fun, no matter where I am. This is why I disagree with the personality core telling me that I'm not energetic.

I play guitar, piano, and I sing. I've been taking vocal lessons, and guitar lessons, so I guess I could say I'm pretty darn good at those. I love to play music and sing by the way.

Being proper, by which I mean, I properly pronounce my words and phrases. I try to sit up straight, not drag my feet, and try my 101% best to be a gentleman.
On that note, I am generally full of total bullshit while looking so dapper, so much so that I can barely walk half the time. I'm dead serious about the "Gentlemanly-ness" though.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Hey Bro, Nice Shoes" "Uhh, Thanks?"

My smile on occasion.

The way I dress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Zombie Survival Guide, and the Game of Thrones novels. EDIT: 1984, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, Animal Farm, The Giver, The Hunger Games (it was pretty good), Fahrenheit 451, anything dystopian and by George Orwell for that matter.

Movies: Requiem for a Dream, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Eraserhead, (Enter horror movie here), Cabin in the Woods, Shaun of the Dead, Wreak-It-Ralph, (500) Days of Summer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Giant Mechanical Man.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, The Walking Dead, Weeds, Comedy Bang Bang(props if you know it), The Regular Show, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Foster's Home for Imaginary friends (Because it reminds me of the good ole days of being a shut-in only child), Adventure Time, (Insert 90's cartoon here), Angry Beavers, Rocko's Modern Life, Scooby Doo etc. In the category of Anime, I like: Dragonball/Z/GT, Naruto, FLCL, Zoids, Higurashi no Koro Ni, Paranormal Agent, Final Fantasy Unlimited, Trigun, Big-O, and Cowboy Bebop.

Music: I listen to just about all types of music, including, but not limited to, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sufjan Stevens, Modest Mouse, Beirut, Amos the Transparent, The Antlers, Foals, KiD CuDi, to name a few. Ambient music like Sigur Rós, Explosions in the Sky, things of that nature. I also fucking LOVE Smooth Jazz, it's just so amazing. I also like Experimental music like Black Moth Super Rainbow, or Tobacco. Another, just entire section goes out to 90's music in general. I can dig into some shoegaze and drone music too. I listen to it all, just about. Here are some more examples: Minus the Bear, Radiohead, Phoenix, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queens of the Stone Age, Queen, Mumford & Sons, Young the Giant, The Decembrists, Noah and the Whale, Ratatat, Arcade Fire, Gorillaz, Foo Fighters, Tool, Two Door Cinema Club, (It Continues)

Food: I am actually a pretty picky eater. I eat what I like.

Video Games: Damn...This is going to be a list. If I really felt like writing it! Check out my games on the Steam Community. Username: Channel2. Add me if you want, we can play together :D or something. Some of my favorite games are, Banjo Kazooie, Shadow of the Colossus, Golden Eye 64, Crash Bandicoot, Deus Ex (series), Halo (series), Borderlands 1 & 2, Portal 1 & 2, all of the Half-Life series, I have over 100 favorite games, that's just a select few.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Guitar
2. Music
3. A Blanket
4. Computer with wifi
5. A companion
6. A good book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I really enjoy sitting down and just watching people. I like to then think about all of the sonder around me, and wonder how every one is some how managing to get up out of bed, and face the world. I notice the small details in my day-to-day existence, and always make damn well sure to appreciated them. I do think about my friends a lot, and how much the real ones actually mean to me. I also think of what I can do to repay them for all the times that they've helped me, in times of financial need, to emotional support.

I wonder a lot if this is the real life, or is it just fantasy? Am I caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality? Some times I just open my eyes, and look up to the sky and see.....
Being the pseudo-philosopher I am, I love that.
Also please tell me you caught that, oh please.

I do play D&D, so I am always thinking about my character, and thinking about creating new worlds and shit like that. It's totally fun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin out, maxin,
Realxin all cool.
Sittin on the internet,

Because I have no life. :|

Having a tall cold glass of milk, wishing my phone was dead and being out in the middle of the somewhere with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have incredibly low self-esteem. I try and try my hardest to be an open person, and be optimistic (which I am), but it just gets to me sometimes. I carry quite a bit of baggage in my life, and although it might come down to haunt my waking life every rare occasion, I don't let it get to me. Maybe I can tell you about it sometime, if you'd care to listen. I believe it's all about willpower.

Also, I was not thinking when I made my username.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–22
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You think any of what I blathered on about was strange, yet interesting. :D

Or if you caught any, "Fresh Prince of Belair", "Bohemian Rhapsody", or Portal references.

You could send me a message on Skype too if that's your thing. Here it is: Channel205

Also if you can answer, "When does the Narwhal bacon?"
you will have my heart.