Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name's Alex...I've got a cat named 'Cat'...and I love Alligator,
(the food, not the animal.)
Look, I don't need a self summary. Just look at my picture rolls.
If you can't figure something out from those, well, you should be
able to figure something out from those. Then check out my
questions. I've answered a lot of them, like 1000 or more.
Just know that you would highly benefit from getting to know me.
I'm pretty awesome if I do say so myself, some people have even
said that I'm the Ham, 'And' the Cheese...or have they? I guess
you'll just have to message me to find out, hmmm?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I deliver furniture....represent.
And I'm going to school to be an English Teacher, or Writer,
whichever comes first, haha.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at making shapes with my tongue...
...I can wear my glasses like a pro...
...I can do nearly 50 push-ups in a row...
...I can kill a bee within an inch of it's life...
...I can run like 5 miles on a treadmill...
...I can hook up a washer like it's nobody's business...
...I can eat Zaxbys chicken perfectly (it's the sauce to bite
...I can drink an entire glass of Sweet Tea in one sucking of my
...Umm...and I can laugh at anything, LIKE A BOSS...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically, my face...it's there...it's HIP... it's NOW...
Emotionally, my sense of humor...everything's funny to me...
My sarcasm too, it's never-ending, haha.
And...umm...my teeth, they're white, and you can always see them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books...I don 't really read.
Movies...Castaway, Forest Gump, Hidalgo, The Legend of 1900.
Shows...Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Smallville, The
Music...Anything. From Kenny Chesney to Lindsey Stirling. From
Stone Sour to Travis McCoy, Imagine Dragons, and Alex Claire.
Food...Seafood, Alligator, Mexican, Noodles, Chicken. Really,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Badminton Racket.
A good hat.
A pair of cut-off jean shorts or two.
My lucky penny.
Gatorade Frost, Glacier Cherry.
and...I don't know...my imaginary pet dragon 'Clarence' I guess,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. And Nothing. And on occasion, something, haha.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Leaving work. Either for the nearest pool house. Or a restaurant.
Or a friends house. Or even home, occasionally.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You want me to admit something private....I'm telekinetic. There, I
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want to have one of the most amazing conversations of your
life. And seeing as how life is so short in the first place, you
really need to jump on this here bandwagon before your window of
opportunity passes you by.
Honestly, I can't stress this enough...YOU...NEED...to message
me...haha. (Notice the capitalization, :D.)
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