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  • Ages 37–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Today – 1:57pm
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Open relationship
Has a kid
Has cats
English (Okay), German (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I should clarify at the very front, that this profile may sound more witty and less boring than I am in real life. And that is putting it mildly. Seriously. In the interest of truth in advertising I should perhaps totally remodel my profile, but I somehow grew emotionally attached to it.

When this site still had the three adjectives I was testy, grumpy, and lazy. Actually, I'm still testy, grumpy, and lazy, but now I'm not showing it in large letters.

Another of these "I'm here for the tests" accounts. And for the journals (they no longer exist, sigh). And for the interesting profiles. I enjoy the general friendliness on this site.

According to tests I've taken, it was objectively determined that I'm a frigid, misanthropic crackpot. Yeah, that pretty much is my essence.

In some sense, I'm easy to convert: Any well laid-out philosophical argument can get my agreement. Only my inertia counters this tendency. I've converted from socialism to communism to cynicism. From christianity to atheism to agnosticism. From dialectical materialism to radical constructivism to I-don't-really-know-ism.

Another version of my "three adjectives":
I'm browsing your profile, taking notes, and saving your pictures. It seems I suffer from nostalgia.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Less than I wanted to.

To give an idea what I've learned at university, I'll name drop the book "PCT, Spin and Statistics, and All That". But I wasn't very focused. During dull lectures I may have read "Anti-Dühring".

Now, what I'm doing since then to pay my bill is just software development, as everybody else, so to say.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking without acting.

Wasting my time on the Internet.

Butt groping. Talking about Epikur, Gödel, Schrödinger's cat, and Wigner's friend. Fine print alert: depends on my mood and how much I feel intimidated by you. But having my hand at your butt seems to catalyze my talking skills. Did I mention butt groping? Fine print alert: Safe, sane, and consensual. In fact it may be a good idea to explicitly state consent to butt groping, as I can be shy at times. And don't hold back to grope my butt (you know who you are), I'm all for equal opportunity butt groping.

Observing rules #1, #5, #10. Thanks a lot to R. for pointing them out to me. And loving thanks for everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You are not as grumpy as your OKC profile implied"

How should I make that matching? Rewrite the profile or being more grumpy on an OKC date?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well, well, well. When hanging around here I can as well fill out some boxes.

Assorted SF stuff. Non-fiction. Non-linear stories. Hard to pick specific ones. Random selection: Guns, Germs, and Steel, Anathem, Middlesex, Arno Schmidt, The Raw Shark Texts, Iris Murdoch, Haruki Murakami.

SF favorites: Dan Simmons, David Brin, Robert J. Sawyer, and the usual classics. And the Strugatsky brothers.

2001, Basic Instinct, The Big Easy, The Crying Game, Die dritte Generation, Soul Kitchen, Tampopo, Until the End of the World, The Usual Suspects

Elvis Costello, Nick Cave, Björk, The Band, Cassandra Wilson, Laurie Anderson, Kraftwerk, Vangelis, Dead Can Dance, k.d. lang.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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Test, test, test: 🍒🍇🍉🍓🍑🍈
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Passt aufeinander auf! (Früchte des Zorn)

"We do what we must because we can" (Portal -- Still Alive)

What I was thinking about previously:

I guess you don't want to know. Not because it is a deep, dark secret -- I wish! It's just that most of the time I think about rather boring, everyday things: How to get my day work done, how to pay the bills, whether I suck at parenting, why the hell I ended up with so little time and energy left to think about more interesting stuff.

At the rare opportunities I think about less boring things, I may think about V=L, mathematical Platonism, the multitude of "r" phonemes, whether language really is an instinct, or how much Proto-World was influenced by synesthesia.

What I was thinking about even longer ago:

"All cynicism masks a failure to cope."
Is this so? And shall I be alarmed?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing nothing. Or at least nothing special. Sometimes playing chess.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My name is not Alfred Tarski.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Perhaps you better shouldn't.

If your OKC personal analysis shows a huge bar "more aggressive", I'd like to stay away from. Except when you are an exception.

You answered "Yes, lots and lots" to "Would you like to receive pain during sex?".