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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Greg! I've been doing a horrible job of getting back to fill out my profile. Perhaps that means I'm very busy and interesting... it is a mystery!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
TBD, but in the meantime, working as a programmer, challenging myself to build a video game in my free time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hypercompetence is the term I've been using to describe my work ethic lately. I have a history in the arts as a painter, graphic artist, animator, video editor - and I like to think I've been really good at all those. Now, as a programmer, i've developed mad logic skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends what direction I'm approached from. From behind, I've got a pretty nice butt on me. If I'm in shorts, or less, my legs. Some peope really dug a haircut I got recently. If I'm at work, my intense focus - hypercompetence!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books? Pffft! More like slow-moving imagination movies! I wish I were well read, but given my other interests, limited time, and that I'm "reading" code all day long, I just haven't been able to commit.

Right now I'm watching Mad Men, Breaking Bad, i'm behind this season of Game of Thrones, but am all caught up on Walking Dead. Generally I've enjoyed a lot of Brittish comedies. Oh, and I just started watching Sherlock with Benedict Cumberbatch, who has the world's most British name.

Music - ambient and electronic, generally non vocal stuff. Pink Floyd remains my favorite band.

Movies - I like good ones. I'm not partial to any particular genres, i just appreciate whatever is done well. Recently I've really come to enjoy watching old, classic movies on TCM and PBS. I like bad ones, too, only if they are spectacularly The Room, Birdmedic, Miami Connection bad. I am a James Bond fan. Stanley Kubrick and David Lynch have been 2 of my favorite directors.

Food - try to keep it health, mostly anything I'm not picky. Partial to pizza and carby things, but I try to keep myself under control. Lately I've been beholden to banana, peanut butter and almond milk smoothies.

They don't ask about video games? Well, if you really care, you can ask and I'll get into that topic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Quiet "me" time
Long walks through the city
Movies, and the many ways to view them
Technology to do my job
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Coming to terms with the understanding that 'asexual' may be the best label for my sexuality, and what that means to me. Also, how I reconcile that with kink interests and dating fruitfully.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing at home. Unless I have specific plans to be out, I prefer to avoid the Friday night city crowds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been an erotic art model for an artist friend of mine and have been hung in galleries.

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man, but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man. And so is Lola.
You should message me if
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You're completely out of other options and you figure, "what the hell, this dork looks harmless."

But seriously, if you're looking for a guy that's intelligent, driven, successful, and witty, but can also be quiet, contemplative, and the antithesis of the majority of what you find out there, then send that message! Butt Seriously is also my porn name.