- I've bought an expensive suit, but nobody in my family gets married or dies, so I'm hoping to get a date here just as an excuse to wear it pretty much.
- I've met quite a lot of e-women now, and haven't murdered a single one so am a pretty safe kinda guy. Saying that I wouldn't trust most of them near my knife collection like.
- Hyperbole makes me cum buckets.
- I suppose if I was gay, I'd be known in the community as a slightly reluctant bear.
- My friend and I figured out that greengrass from Heartbeat did 9/11, so I think we should go for some drinks and get a woman's perspective.
- My face has been permanently marked above the cheek owing to a date with a girl here. It was a wall, and I was drunk, but the ultimate responsibility is with the buyer of the gin.
I am the Übermensch, looking for my Überfrau.