See how it says up there that I'm 22? Well, that's only correct in a physical sense. Maturity-wise, I'm more like 17. I like pink and black, Hello Kitty, and fucking, and I despise responsibility and work and long-term commitment. I vacillate between being the cruelest motherfucker on the planet, and the biggest bleeding heart that can't watch pet food commercials without crying.

I am, quite possibly, the world's most unreliable person. Don't be surprised when I flake on you. I am lazy. I don't particularly like to drive. There have been many times I've forgone sex to stay home and Facebook, because the sex would require effort on my part.

However, should I fall for you, you will become the center of my whole world. I will be clingy and annoying and text you a thousand times a day. That is, until something shinier comes along. Currently, the shiniest object in my world is mycroftxxx. Ooh, and now, I have a shiny pretty named ksynia.

*Note*- I do not like clingy, annoying boys unless I am also being clingy and annoying. I don't particularly like it from girls, either, but I can deal with it better from girls than from boys. I suppose it's the vestiges of being raised in a patriarchal society.

Taking really stupid courses at the local community college so that I can get back into University and move out of my parents' house.

That's right, I still live with my parents. Coz I win at life.

Once I get back to Uni, though, I have no idea. The plan was to do Mechanical Engineering, but I'm not sure that I can make it through all that Calculus.

I may end up reverting to my very first college major, Sociology, and then go into Social Work, Public Health, or perhaps Law. Actually, I'd love to do Law if I didn't have to speak in front of people.

making very small things. I have very small hands, which helps.

baking- my specialties include Southern Comfort Sweet Potato Pecan Pie, Cheesecake (+ variations), and yeast rolls. If you let me, I will make you so fat, you'll have to be moved by forklift.

Hello Kitty! Seriously. I usually have on at least one article of HK-emblazoned clothing.

Uh, I usually read trash like Jodi Picoult and Dean Koontz. But I do know what good literature is, and I've read a lot of it. Just not willingly.

I can rarely sit still long enough to watch a movie, but when I can, it's superheroes or horror flicks. Oh, and by breaking them up into parts, I was able to watch and love both Atonement and Huozhe.

I do watch quite a bit of TV, though. Bones and NCIS are my absolute, can't miss shows. I also watch a lot of reality crap in the vein of America's Next Top Model.

Music, ahhh, music. Lots of stuff, but mostly goth, goth metal, and stuff from the 50s. My Pandora station plays Frank Sinatra, Patsy Cline, and Rob Zombie.

Mmmm, food. I'll eat just about anything. I'm very fond of Asian cuisines. Oh, and I love to bake, especially pies.

1) Computer with internet
2) Baking supplies
3) Yarn and crochet hooks
4) Flip-flops
5) An animal companion
6) Your blood

Nothing at all. When I can sleep next. How I can make a little cash. Why people give their kids such stupid names.

Not much interesting goes on in my head without some sort of provocation. Then I'll obsess over it for days.

hanging out with sfogarty. mycroftxxx has been moved to Saturdays. I don't have a lot of free time anymore because most of my classes are evening classes and apparently, normal people work during the day.

So if you are an abnormal person and work nights, we could probably hang out. If the only time you emerge from your crypt is Friday nights, probably not.

I once went a week and a half without showering for no real reason other than I hate the way water feels on my skin.

you can construct a grammatically correct sentence and have a match percentage higher than 60%. If not, don't bother.

or

you are willing to help me with my physics and/or pre-calculus homework without expecting sex in return.