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30 F Troutdale, OR

My Details

Last Online
Apr 8
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Hi there! My name is Alisha.
I'm 30, flirty and thriving. I'm all about swimming around in the dating pool. That sounds gross, I'll need to work on that phrasing.

Important stuff-
1)Humor Humor Humor. Sarcastic, offensive, ridiculous. Any form will do, but you've gotta have it.
2)I love watching tv, pop-culture and stupid humor. Get over it.
3) You- Can go to a dive bar and sing/dance. Can enjoy spontaneous activities. Have no prob hanging out at home doing nothing. Don't mind that 'plans' are things I don't like to do as they just tend to change.

In the dating process I have been called "quirky, weird, sassy and hilarious", I take all as compliments. However, the greatest compliment I have ever been given was "While watching Kristen Wiig in 'Bridesmaids', all I could picture was you!".

My passion is working with special education students. I feel/act/think like a 12 year old, so working with kids is the best.

I love hanging out with my friends. Dancing, doing karaoke, watching tv/movies, hiking or whatever comes to mind and brings a laugh. I love being random and spontaneous. I love Portland and discovering all its hidden treasures.

I'm looking for someone that doesn't take life or themselves too seriously. Someone that can be adventurous when need be, but knows how to chill and just watch a movie and hang in PJ's all day.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in Special Education is my passion.

I have some fun projects on my plate that I'm pretty stoked about.

I just returned from a month-long venture to the Marshall Islands and can't wait to save up for my next jambo (adventure).
I’m really good at
-Having fun!
-Making people (including myself) laugh.
-Making people in restaurants that are sitting by my table feel uncomfortable/jealous they aren't sitting with me/us.
-I like to think I'm very open minded/hearted and a good listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes, Smile, Sweater Puppies, loud laugh, the weird way I'm dancing/generally making a fool of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I usually only read things done by comedians (Dennis Leary, Sarah Silverman, Jim Gaffagan) but have recently finished the Hunger Games and (shamefully) enjoyed it.

Love movies and TV- Any comedies, action, especially horror. I'm up for anything. Fave movies- Seven, Murder Party, Dumb and Dumber, Any Tarantino and many, many more. TV faves- Dexter, Breaking Bad, Amazing Race, Happy Endings, Cougar Town, The Soup, Golden Girls and much more. However, my TV habits have subsided quite a been as of late.

LOVE music, open to every genre. My dial (on that thing called a 'radio', because yes, I listen to that.) has settings for everything from oldies, alternative to pop and I proudly know every song that comes on. I'm always up to being introduced to new artists/styles.
Concerts I've been/going to in the last year-
fun. (5 times), Kimbra (3 times), Mayer Hawthorne, Fritz and the Tantrums (2 times), Little Hurricane, Jack White (2 times), Weezer (my all-time favorite) and some local shows.

I'm the pickiest eater you'll ever meet, but always find something.
The six things I could never do without
Family, Dog, Music, Sleep, Friends, Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dream vacations (Shark diving in Africa, Island huts in Panama).
Excitement in the week ahead.
My vegan butter business taking off.
The comedy podcast I'm working on.
General daydreamyness.
On a typical Friday night I am
They are never really typical. It might be a casual night at home with pizza and tv, a game night with friends, dancing downtown, whatever!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've split my pants (on more than one occasion) while dancing. Those probably won't be the last times that happens, either.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You have more than selfies in your photos section. (if you only have selfies it makes me feel sad for you. Like, you don't have friends that will take your picture or you don't do fun activities warranting a camera).
-You think Dumb and Dumber is a cinematic masterpiece.
-You don't have an ego.
-You ride a bike. A real bike. With a motor (preferably a Harley, not crotch rocket) and you need a bitch.
-You don't have to drink a lot just to have a good time.