Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there! My name is Alisha.
I'm all about swimming around in the dating pool. That sounds
gross, I'll need to work on that phrasing.
Real talk time- I just got my heart pooped on (not literally, you
perv) and I'm not sure that I'm ready for dating or anything else
that goes with it. I'm down to chat with people, have hope for
decent men existing and have my ego stroked a baby-bit. Now that
that is out of the way.....
1)Humor Humor Humor. Sarcastic, offensive, ridiculous. Any form
will do, but you've gotta have it. I have it and make funnies
professionally on my podcast (shameless plug-
2)I love watching tv, pop-culture and stupid humor. Get over
3) You- Can go to a dive bar and sing/dance. Can enjoy spontaneous
activities. Have no prob hanging out at home doing nothing or
staying out all night doing 'roke and going to strip joints then
getting up early to hike. Don't mind that 'plans' are things I
don't like to do as they just tend to change.
In the dating process I have been called "quirky, weird, sassy, a
smart-ass and hilarious", I take all as compliments. However, the
greatest compliment I have ever been given was "While watching
Kristen Wiig in 'Bridesmaids', all I could picture was you!".
My passion is working with special education students. I
feel/act/think like a 12 year old, so working with kids is the
I'm looking for someone that doesn't take life or themselves too
seriously. I have two rules- You can't have my same birthday ( a
lesson I've learned the hard way...twice.) and you must have at
least 2 tattoos. Sorry- if you can't commit or are too uptight for
ink, we aren't gonna mesh.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in Special Education is my passion, but it is closely
followed by my podcast. Did I mention that? You should check it
out- comedypodcast.net !
I recently returned from a month-long venture to the Marshall
Islands and can't wait to save up for my next jambo (adventure).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making people (including myself) laugh.
-Making people in restaurants that are sitting by my table feel
uncomfortable/jealous they aren't sitting with me/us.
-I like to think I'm very open minded/hearted and a good listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes, Smile, Sweater Puppies, loud laugh, the weird way I'm
dancing/generally making a fool of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The reading bug has recently bit me and I've spent a lot of time at
this place called the 'liberry'. Gillian Flynn is a new fave,
anything by comedians (Dennis Leary, Sarah Silverman, Jim Gaffagan)
and shamefully enjoyed the Hunger Games series.
Love movies and TV- Any comedies, action, especially horror. I'm up
for anything. Fave movies- Seven, Murder Party, Dumb and Dumber,
Any Tarantino and many, many more. TV faves- Dexter, Breaking Bad,
Amazing Race, Happy Endings, The Soup, Golden Girls and Gravity
Falls However, my TV habits have subsided quite a been as of
LOVE music, open to every genre. My dial (on that thing called a
'radio', because yes, I listen to that.) has settings for
everything from oldies, alternative to pop and I proudly know every
song that comes on. I'm always up to being introduced to new
Concerts I've been/going to in the last year-
fun. (5 times), Kimbra (3 times), Mayer Hawthorne, Fritz and the
Tantrums (2 times), Little Hurricane, Jack White ( 3 times), Weezer
(my all-time favorite) and some local shows.
I'm the pickiest eater you'll ever meet, but always find something.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Dog, Music, Sleep, Friends, Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dream vacations (Shark diving in Africa, Island huts in
Excitement in the week ahead.
Making the podcast even more successful. Did I mention I have one?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
They are never really typical. It might be a casual night at home
with pizza and tv, a game night with friends, dancing downtown,
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've split my pants (on more than one occasion) while dancing.
Those probably won't be the last times that happens, either.
I'll find any excuse to wear a tutu or jumpsuit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have more than selfies in your photos section. (if you only
have selfies it makes me feel sad for you. Like, you don't have
friends that will take your picture or you don't do fun activities
warranting a camera).
-You think Dumb and Dumber is a cinematic masterpiece.
-You don't have an ego.
-You ride a bike. A real bike. With a motor (preferably a Harley,
not crotch rocket) and you need a bitch.
-You don't have to drink a lot just to have a good time.
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