I'm all about swimming around in the dating pool. That sounds gross, I'll need to work on that phrasing.
Real talk time- I just got my heart pooped on (not literally, you perv) and I'm not sure that I'm ready for dating or anything else that goes with it. I'm down to chat with people, have hope for decent men existing and have my ego stroked a baby-bit. Now that that is out of the way.....
1)Humor Humor Humor. Sarcastic, offensive, ridiculous. Any form will do, but you've gotta have it. I have it and make funnies professionally on my podcast (shameless plug- comedypodcast.net)
2)I love watching tv, pop-culture and stupid humor. Get over it.
3) You- Can go to a dive bar and sing/dance. Can enjoy spontaneous activities. Have no prob hanging out at home doing nothing or staying out all night doing 'roke and going to strip joints then getting up early to hike. Don't mind that 'plans' are things I don't like to do as they just tend to change.
In the dating process I have been called "quirky, weird, sassy, a smart-ass and hilarious", I take all as compliments. However, the greatest compliment I have ever been given was "While watching Kristen Wiig in 'Bridesmaids', all I could picture was you!".
My passion is working with special education students. I feel/act/think like a 12 year old, so working with kids is the best.
I'm looking for someone that doesn't take life or themselves too seriously. I have two rules- You can't have my same birthday ( a lesson I've learned the hard way...twice.) and you must have at least 2 tattoos. Sorry- if you can't commit or are too uptight for ink, we aren't gonna mesh.