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Alisonline

44 / F / straight / Single

Fairfax, Virginia

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Kudos on the obscure Steve Martin reference! "Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus." read more

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Ethnicity
Undeclared
Height
5' 3" (1.60m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Aries but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

My Self-Summary

My friend, Tim, who I met on Match.com told me I would like this site. He was right. He also said that these detailed tests can be like “looking under a Band-Aid". I agree, however he meant it in a bad way, but I think it’s a good thing. That’s a level of intimacy I would like to achieve; I want someone to be able to look under my Band-Aid and not wince and vice versa. Not much of a "summary" is it? OK, I am an ENTJ and would like to find someone to worship my feet. I have had many requests for clarification about the foot thing so here it is - I mean rub and touch my feet, pull & bend my toes until they crack. Someone just wrote this to me, I think it is hysterically funny: "I could turn over all assets to you and access to my entire bank account if you kept me permanently shrunken so i could live in one of your shoes :)" While I am not looking for that level of fetishist, I do appreciate someone who knows what they want.
Also I really like taking my dog out to local parks and lakes. I'd really like to find a significant other, but if ya just wanna be hiking buddies that might work.

What I’m doing with my life

Recently graduated, now considering grad school, enjoying the summer weather.

I’m really good at

Listening, conversation, dancing, bowling, the commonly confused words test . . .

The first things people usually notice about me

My intensity and my smile.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I like fiction. I enjoy the way Michener takes a historical period and weaves a fiction story around it. School normally has me reading something that I enjoy.
Movies: Everything from Fight Club to The Princess Bride.
Music: Anything danceable really.
Food: Carbs, mmmmm carbs.

The six things I could never do without

Tivo
My dog
XM radio
Crack, Meth, & Model Airplane glue ;-)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Grad school. Once I get it figured out I can obsess about something else.

On a typical Friday night I am

Home with my dog, watching Thursday night's Daily Show and Colbert Report on Tivo.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I am annoyed by people who write things in this box such as, "I certainly wouldn't admit private things here", or "Yeah right, like I'd divulge private things on the internet". Read the prompt people, it doesn't have to be earth shattering. We don't need to know that you tuck your junk while naked in front of a mirror, in full make up, saying "I'd f- me". It could be something harmless like, I have never found out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop because I always bite it.

You should message me if

You live in the Northern VA area and you'd like someone to hang out with. You thought my list of 6 things was funny, if you get my three adjectives reference, or you like my private admissions bit (and know what movie I am referencing there).