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AllYourBassist

34 Philadelphia, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's just one thing I ever need to know about anyone: Would you put your brain in a robot body? You'd have the strength of 5 gorillas, but you'd only be 5 feet tall.

OK, not really, but bonus points if you get the reference. I guess I should be serious for a minute. I work in IT, but my degree is in music. I play bass and have been looking for a new band for some time now. Trying to find the right people to play with is an awful lot like dating, honestly, so I'm dealing with twice as much futility and bullshit as the majority of you. Weep for me. (Ha! Jokes! Kidding! Sort of...)

I'm a sports fan, especially hockey. I consider myself a nerd/geek/dork or whatever you want to call it, because I enjoy several nerdy pursuits to varying degrees (video games, sci-fi/fantasy, anime, the occasional tabletop RPG, etc.). Craft beer? Yes, please.

I'll stop there for now, because I get wordy when I write. Plus there's a bunch more shit for you to (probably not) read anyway!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Paying bills. Spending money. (Good thing I'm gainfully employed, eh?) Becoming a rock star, if only I could find a band. Spending time with my friends, who are by and large sarcastic assholes, but not in a bad way. For example, we might say "fuck off" or "no, you can't do that" instead of "bless you" when someone sneezes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bass guitar. Chili, which is really the extent of my cooking skills, other than bacon and scrambled eggs (and I'm serviceable on a grill). Spelling and grammar. Being a good friend. Being aware of (most of) my own strengths and limitations. Getting bitten to death by mosquitos in short periods of time. Being awesome. At least, in my opinion, anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People I'm meeting for the first time sometimes tell me I look like somebody they know, like their father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

I don't have the ginormous reddish beard anymore, but when I did, that was usually the first thing. I know some of you are into beards, but I'm probably not bringing mine back on anything resembling a permanent basis. It would take some convincing.
Update: Currently test driving a goatee for the first time in nearly a decade. Partly to prevent people from confusing me for someone else I work with who is also roughly my height and weight and has a shaved head and is Jewish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I used to have a bunch of shit listed here, but I've recently become convinced that filling out these kinds of details makes first dates more awkward than they should be. Because stuff like this is right in the profile, bringing it up on a date is somewhat redundant and feels like a waste of time. That leaves you having to discuss more serious and/or personal topics, or just topics in general that aren't very good for the first time you meet somebody, and having to work with those harder topics while you're also trying to get a feel for someone just adds an element of awkwardness and pressure that isn't necessary.

So, yeah. Feel free to ask me about this stuff, but for the most part, let's leave this for when we actually meet up. That way, we can dedicate our brain power to just getting to know each other, rather than have to divide it by searching for the right things to talk about and say, because that would just make it even harder.

All that said, I'll give a few hints, just to give you enough of an idea as to whether we might have anything in common at all:

Books: Fantasy/scifi
Movies: Slap Shot, Anchorman
Shows: Game of Thrones, @midnight
Music: Minus The Bear, TesseracT
Food: Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Friends and family
Electricity (I like technology too much to completely go without)
Hope
Humor
Air conditioning in the summer (see electricity above)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do when I grow up. Whether or not to sell my house, considering I'd get a lot less than it's worth because it needs a lot of work. I tend to analyze things, so I spend a lot of time analyzing.

Let's see, what else...

How can we get people to realize that being entitled to an opinion doesn't mean that every opinion is valid?

Why do people think the First Amendment protects them from being fired for saying stupid shit?

Why do people think that being assholes toward service employees will get them better service?

If twins come down with mono, do they have stereo?

Why is "putting pictures of me shooting guns in my online dating profile" a thing for so many women? I know it's not everyone, but sometimes it feels like it. I only mean this question with like, 25% snark. The rest is a legit question. Why is this such a common thing? Is it to implicitly threaten potential dates, in the event that one of them has nefarious intentions? Is it a signal that you're open to dating Tea Party sympathizers? Do women just enjoy making really loud noises? I don't get it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to (or preferably playing) a show. Having some friends over and firing up the hookah (the only kind of smoking I ever do, and that's once every couple months or so at most, so don't worry, I don't smell or taste like smoke). Anywhere with an awesome beer selection and great food will get my attention. Maybe just relaxing at home if that's what I feel like doing.

Or doing 2 chicks at the same time. I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too, 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

(I shouldn't have to put this here, but yes, that last part is a quote from a movie, and thus, a joke.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll go with a few minor things I haven't already mentioned, I guess?

I like gingers. Not a dealbreaker by any means, but it's a bonus.
I bite my nails.
I live in the house I grew up in, but I don't live with my parents.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think I'm awesome. Which would force you to assume a lot about me just from reading some bullshit I wrote on a free dating site. In other words, go for it! ;)

You have lots of common interests with me, the more the better. Nerds/geeks/dorks definitely preferred. I've done the whole "not much in common" thing with mixed results, but I've never dated anyone I've had a large amount in common with, so I'm definitely interested in giving that a try.

Your political opinions tend to lean left, or are at least legitimately in the middle. I hate to be judgmental, but most current right wing talking points double as idiot filters for me. So... yeah. Totally judgmental on that. Sorry.

You do not in any way subscribe to the phrase "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best," because that's just code for "I'm probably going to treat you like shit at least some of the time, but I'm just going to use this pithy quote as justification to blame the victim and put the onus on you to put up with my bullshit, rather than take responsibility for how I treat people I claim to care about."
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