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33 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:14am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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There's just one thing I ever need to know about anyone: Would you put your brain in a robot body? You'd have the strength of 5 gorillas, but you'd only be 5 feet tall. (bonus points if you get the reference)

OK, not really. I guess I should be serious for a minute. I work in IT, but my degree is in music. I play bass and have been looking for a new band for some time now. Trying to find the right people to play with is an awful lot like dating, honestly, so I'm dealing with twice as much futility and bullshit as the majority of you. Weep for me. (Ha! Jokes! Kidding! Sort of...)

Aaaaanyway... I'm a sports fan, especially hockey. I consider myself a nerd/geek/dork or whatever you want to call it, because I enjoy several nerdy pursuits to varying degrees (video games, sci-fi/fantasy, anime, the occasional tabletop RPG, etc.). Craft beer? Yes, please.

I'll stop there for now, because I get wordy when I write. Plus there's a bunch more shit for you to (probably not) read anyway!
What I’m doing with my life
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Paying bills. Spending money. (Good thing I'm gainfully employed, eh?) Becoming a rock star, if only I could find a band. Spending time with my friends, who are by and large sarcastic assholes, but not in a bad way. For example, we might say "fuck off" or "no, you can't do that" instead of "bless you" when someone sneezes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bass guitar. Chili, which is really the extent of my cooking skills, other than bacon and scrambled eggs (and I'm serviceable on a grill). Spelling and grammar. Being a good friend. Being aware of (most of) my own strengths and limitations. Getting bitten to death by mosquitos in short periods of time. Being awesome. At least, in my opinion, anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People I'm meeting for the first time sometimes tell me I look like somebody they know, like their father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

I don't have the ginormous reddish beard anymore, but when I did, that was usually the first thing. I know some of you are into beards, but I'm probably not bringing mine back on anything resembling a permanent basis. It would take some convincing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Semi-recently finished book 5 of A Song of Ice and Fire, as well as a collection of short stories from the Cthulhu mythos. Started The Game by Ken Dryden.

Movies: I lean toward comedy. My favorite movie is Slap Shot, which is a much better overall film than it gets credit for. Warning: I'm VERY picky about movies regardless of genre, and it can be difficult to talk me into watching a movie, for reasons I'll be happy to discuss if you ask. Romcoms are right out.

Shows: Game of Thrones, comedy cartoons (Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, Archer, South Park), among some others. The majority of my TV watching time is sports-related, and I'm a sucker for any hockey game. I like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, but I don't watch their shows much, because they're a constant reminder of all the stupid shit I hate about this country. I also have a small interest in anime. Black Lagoon, Ghost in the Shell, Cowboy Bebop, to name a few.

Music: Minus The Bear, Skyharbor, This Day & Age/The Reign of Kindo, Thrice, Innerpartysystem, Dead Letter Circus, Black Sabbath, Maybeshewill, The Philosopher Kings, Soilwork, MF Doom, Cloudkicker, Tesseract, and of course many others.

Food: Yes. Except olives, raw tomatoes, and black licorice (this includes Jager and Sambuca, though I'll generally do one shot of anything if someone else is buying).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and family
Electricity (I like technology too much to completely go without)
Air conditioning in the summer (see electricity above)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do when I grow up. Whether or not to sell my house. I tend to analyze things, so I spend a lot of time analyzing.

Let's see, what else...

How can we get people to realize that being entitled to an opinion doesn't mean that every opinion is valid?

Why do people think that being assholes toward service employees is going to result in better service?

How much longer do we have to wait until the Phillies fire Ruben Amaro Jr. and his incompetent staff?

Why is there 24/7 NFL coverage year-round when the season only runs about 5 months per year? How is it that people aren't burning out on this shit yet?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to (or preferably playing) a show. Having some friends over and firing up the hookah (the only kind of smoking I ever do, only about once every couple months or so at most, so don't worry, I don't smell or taste like smoke and neither does my house). Anywhere with an awesome beer selection and great food will get my attention. Maybe just relaxing at home if that's what I feel like doing.

Or doing 2 chicks at the same time. I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too, 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

(I shouldn't have to put this here, but yes, that last part is a quote from a movie, and thus, a joke. Well, mostly. Don't judge me.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If you put something on a website, it's not private anymore. Come on OkCupid, this isn't rocket science.

Though I will admit that I dig natural gingers. Doesn't mean I think everybody with red hair is automatically hot or anything, just saying it's a plus.
You should message me if
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You think I'm awesome. Which would force you to assume a lot about me just from reading some bullshit I wrote on a free dating site. In other words, go for it! ;)

You have lots of common interests with me, the more the better. Nerds/geeks/dorks definitely preferred. I've done the whole "not much in common" thing with mixed results, but I've never dated anyone I've had a large amount in common with, so I'm definitely interested in giving that a try. I'm just tired of feeling like I have to abandon everything I would normally enjoy doing in order to keep someone else entertained. At the same time, I also don't want to impose the things I want to do on someone who doesn't also want to do them, because that's unfair. I just want to be myself, and part of that is doing the things that I enjoy doing. So if you enjoy the same kinds of things I do, that's a huge plus.

Your political opinions tend to lean left, or are at least legitimately in the middle. I hate to be judgmental, but most current right wing talking points double as idiot filters for me. So... yeah. Totally judgmental on that. Sorry.

You do not in any way subscribe to the phrase "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best," because fuck a whole bunch of that.

You don't play games when it comes to dating. If we hang out, just make it clear whether you're interested or not, mmmkay? You don't have to literally spell it out, but don't make me wonder either.