So how would I summarize myself? That's kind of tough to do.

Hm. I like to think I have a good sense of humor. I make jokes, I'll do impressions, I'll say some smart-ass things sometimes.

I try and be as honest as I can. Being a person, that's not the easiest thing to do, but if asked I'll most often tell the truth, even if it's not always what someone wants to hear. HOWEVER. I always remain poised and tactful, not gonna be a dick about it.

I'm a little shy sometimes. Unless I'm not. All depends on my comfort level. Or if I've had caffeine, or a beer or two, or any number of things.

That's not "cool" enough. Gotta live up to the profile namesake, right?

I drive 3 motorcycles, all at the same time. I've been to every country in the world, plus some that haven't been invented yet. I've got a pet snowy owl and a meerkat, I have 15 different trust funds all valued at infinity dollars, and I hob-knob with slobs and kebobs. I don't know where I was going with that.

I'm going to UF and getting my Master's degree in music performance. UF is paying me to do so. It's awesome.

Also I'm trying to learn guitar, it's a lot of fun. Hooray.

Oh I started playing with a reggae band? Yeah I'm playing Congas/hand drums/percussion with Half Track, I just started with them. So there's that!

Making people laugh, drumming/music (I'm a musician, it's why I'm at UF), enjoying myself.

Knowing random tidbits of info.

Recognizing actors and other things they've been in.

I'm good at talking. I'm smart and have lots of things to say. Even if I don't REALLY know what I'm talking about I'll more than likely BS my way to glory, with no one the wiser, but that's rarely the case because I know a lot of stuff about a lot of other stuff (I'm good at Jeopardy!). HOWEVER, there are times where I don't talk at all. I know, it's crazy.

My sarcasm, definitely. If I were less of a person I would've put a sarcastic remark right there, as though you were supposed to know, but that didn't seem like the right thing to do.

Or my curly hair. I have curly hair. You can't tell because I sometimes wear a hat, like in most of my pictures. I'm working on getting a camera.

I like lots of things, too many to mention, if you also like things we'll probably have that in common. Unless you either a) like things that I actively dislike, or b) don't like anything.

1) Cigarettes (for the time being, I'll quit eventually, no seriously)
2) Diet Coke (also coffee. didn't think that was different enough to necessitate a separate spot on the list)
3) Driving
4) Drumming
5) Procrastination
6

Cause and effect. The eventuality of infinity. Where humanity will go from here.

You know, the big issues.

I might go out to some sort of bar/club, go to a movie, hang out with friends (although that's harder to do since most of my friends are back in Orlando), or get caught up on the giant pile of work that's undoubtedly crept up over the course of the week. Or some other option.

I'm kind of gullible. I'm usually smart, but if someone is sincere enough they'll get me.

I'm colorblind. that's kind of private, right?

You want to have a good time.
How incredibly vague is that.

If you value intelligence, and have a good sense of humor.

If you're not pretentious, and if you know what that means.

Or if I messaged you already, that's a definite.

OH one more. If you caught that joke in the "six things etc" category.