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25 F Montreal, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I like my humor dry but witty, my chicken tikka masalas spicy, my Szarlotkas heavy on the bison grass vodka, and my engines of the Carnot variety.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in the fourth year of getting my PhD in synthetic organic chemistry so most likely you will find me at my hood in the lab. When I want to get away from the toxic fumes, I'm usually trying out a new hole-in-the-wall restaurant or bar in a part of town I've rarely been to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being way behind on getting into the latest music craze. Has Elvis Costello come back around to be popular again yet?

Convincing other people to be up for causing mayhem.

Ensuring someone does Total Eclipse of the Heart at karaoke, even if that means I have to do it myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My handle is a line from a country song. While I enjoy being up late at night, said nights tend to only be of the maniacal variety on Friday and Saturday.

I'm usually 5 minutes late to everything. My watch slows down every time I go near one of the nuclear magnetic resonance spectrometers at work and I don't realize it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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First-hand accounts of the inner workings of religious cults with sensationalist titles like Moonwebs: Journey into the Mind of a Cult.

True-story or fiction films about cover-ups/conspiracies.

The Blacklist, Suits, House of Cards, Jericho, Nashville. Lately also Justified, Orphan Black, and Veep.

We Are Scientists, Jamey Johnson, Los Campesinos!

Cherries. I wish global warming would get its shit together already so I can have them all year round without it costing a fortune.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stop Making Sense
A rotovap
OPUS card
Goi Cuon
This American Life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I am ever going to get over my moderate fear of heights and complete lack of adrenaline-junkiness enough to do this:

When I'm going to get a cat so I can name him Kittywampus because it is the best cat name ever and I challenge you to come up with something better.

If it's possible to live in a city and own a German Giant rabbit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Using a machete to cut through red tape.

Drinking Bombay Sapphire out of the bottle while sitting at the base of the Mount Royal cross in the middle of winter at 4 am. We like to keep things classy like that.

Sometimes at an Of Montreal concert, in awe of Kevin Barnes' ability to undergo 30 costume changes on stage over the course of a 2 hour show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was younger, I asked my dad why The loneliest Monk was so into jazz. Still haven't lived that one down.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can think up a better chemistry-based pick-up line than:
Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine.

Also, if you are a one track lover, down a two way lane.