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AllWomenRCrazy

46 F London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I've lived in London and San Francisco. Both excellent places to be.

I am;
Courageous
Fun
Intelligent
Erudite
Kinky & Poly
Cynical
Not easily forgotten
Extremely witty. People who don't find me funny are wrong
Passionate
Don't hike, prefer concrete
City lover
Independent
Animal lover - dog owners welcome
Rebel slaving in the corporate world. I need some escape

I like lists
What I’m doing with my life
Making an attempt at having one.
I’m really good at
Looking after people - it's a curse.
Spelling and grammar (your/you're - get it right, guys. This constant mistake is really starting to piss me off. It's basic.).
Not getting to the point.
Self-deprecation.
Oh, other stuff.

OKC used to let users post awards for other users. Then they stopped. Here is my best one (everyone likes to read a review);

Metastonished gave me: The Great Date
Awarded Aug 4, 2011
“She's not kidding. Crazy in the tastiest ways, plus courageous, tough, smart, generous, aware, funny, sweet and hotter than anyone really oughtta be.
Bring her only your best.”
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the white blonde hair. I stand out in a crowd. Easy to find when meeting for a date.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Doesn't matter where I go, I always come back to Tom Waits. The Decemberists are a current obsession.

There hasn't been a good movie made since ... ohhh ... probably Pulp Fiction. I fell asleep during Avatar.

I own over 1000 books, all back in the US. Mostly classical fiction and graphic novels. I can switch between Trollope and The Preacher with ease.

Love food, eat anything. Except peppers.
The six things I could never do without
Pets
Internet
Pornography
Beautiful shoes
A car (I'm very lazy and detest public transport)
Solitude
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My two dogs. Yes, I admit it, I'm obsessed with the dogs. A smart woman told me that mentioning your pets in your profile is proof of a fear of relationships. Hmmm.

Oh, and they sleep IN the bed (fair warning).
On a typical Friday night I am
Indulging myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am in no way as confident as I seem to be. (but, according to a good friend, my capacity to fake it will probably exceed the "genuine" courage of many others.)

I'm not a Domme (quite the opposite)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Let's get one thing straight - if you don't have a photo posted, don't bother sending me an email. What a kick in the teeth to all those people to bother to put themselves out there and post a pic.

Don't give me all that "send me your email address if you want to see my photo". Bollocks to that. Man up, and post a photo.

I'm interested in meeting real people, in person. Not into cyber/phone sex. So if you don't live within driving distance of me, we probably don't have much of a future and I'd hate you to waste your time.

Oh, and my interest in casual sex means sex with the right person, not just any old person. I'm very particular. Sending me an email asking me if I 'wanna fuck' or watch you jack off won't elicit a response. Ever.

Got all that? Good. We'll get on well.

I'm actually very nice, this is the tough persona profile.