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46 F London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:33am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've lived in London and San Francisco. Both excellent places to be.

I am;
Kinky & Poly
Not easily forgotten
Extremely witty. People who don't find me funny are wrong
Don't hike, prefer concrete
City lover
Animal lover - dog owners welcome
Rebel slaving in the corporate world. I need some escape

I like lists
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making an attempt at having one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking after people - it's a curse.
Spelling and grammar (your/you're - get it right, guys. This constant mistake is really starting to piss me off. It's basic.).
Not getting to the point.
Oh, other stuff.

OKC used to let users post awards for other users. Then they stopped. Here is my best one (everyone likes to read a review);

Metastonished gave me: The Great Date
Awarded Aug 4, 2011
“She's not kidding. Crazy in the tastiest ways, plus courageous, tough, smart, generous, aware, funny, sweet and hotter than anyone really oughtta be.
Bring her only your best.”
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the white blonde hair. I stand out in a crowd. Easy to find when meeting for a date.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Doesn't matter where I go, I always come back to Tom Waits. The Decemberists are a current obsession.

There hasn't been a good movie made since ... ohhh ... probably Pulp Fiction. I fell asleep during Avatar.

I own over 1000 books, all back in the US. Mostly classical fiction and graphic novels. I can switch between Trollope and The Preacher with ease.

Love food, eat anything. Except peppers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beautiful shoes
A car (I'm very lazy and detest public transport)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My two dogs. Yes, I admit it, I'm obsessed with the dogs. A smart woman told me that mentioning your pets in your profile is proof of a fear of relationships. Hmmm.

Oh, and they sleep IN the bed (fair warning).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Indulging myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am in no way as confident as I seem to be. (but, according to a good friend, my capacity to fake it will probably exceed the "genuine" courage of many others.)

I'm not a Domme (quite the opposite)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Let's get one thing straight - if you don't have a photo posted, don't bother sending me an email. What a kick in the teeth to all those people to bother to put themselves out there and post a pic.

Don't give me all that "send me your email address if you want to see my photo". Bollocks to that. Man up, and post a photo.

I'm interested in meeting real people, in person. Not into cyber/phone sex. So if you don't live within driving distance of me, we probably don't have much of a future and I'd hate you to waste your time.

Oh, and my interest in casual sex means sex with the right person, not just any old person. I'm very particular. Sending me an email asking me if I 'wanna fuck' or watch you jack off won't elicit a response. Ever.

Got all that? Good. We'll get on well.

I'm actually very nice, this is the tough persona profile.