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All_The_Hooplah

24 Saint Louis, MO Man

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  • Ages 18–26
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My self-summary
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Oh self summaries. Here we go..

I'm new to St. Louis
Or, as an adult anyway.
I grew up here, but went to school in Como.
So far, I'm finding adult St. Louis to be way cooler.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
But in a less literal sense, I'm just sort of stumbling my way through it the way you would an antique store or something - kind of aimlessly wandering along, finding cool, interesting little trinkets all over the place, only to realize after several hours of wandering that I've forgotten why I came into the store in the first place.

That got a little weird and it shouldn't sound as dark and depressing as it might. I have a thing about forcing analogies sometimes. The point is, antique stores are lovely and should be enjoyed.

But eventually, I plan on leaving the antique store and becoming a middle school or high school history teacher. I also have an interest in writing as well, though given how rambling this profile has been so far, that's a somewhat embarrassing admission. Hopefully you'll find my spelling and grammar redeeming.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out totally coherent OkCupid profiles.

Making scrambled eggs (all about that sour cream, yo!)

Remembering lines from movies that I can only quote about 3 seconds before the line is said in the movie.

Knowing obscure sports trivia.

Being an American. I vote AND pay sales tax.

Predicting things.

Cuddling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Can I go on a tangent here? Who the hell knows what people first notice about them? I'm renaming this section "Biggest Petpeeve" and my answer is being forced to determine the first thing people notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Sopranos. And not just becaused James Gandolfini died (though on second thought, that'd be an awfully strange reason for someone to become a fan of the show).

Parenthood. I'm the kind of dude who cries during things, and this show does it for me.

Trailer Park Boys. I'm super late to this party, but I've been binging it on Netflix recently. Although, I'm finding that it's the kind of show that can really warp your worldview when taken in high doses. Ricky is sort of becomming this internal prism through which I'm starting to analyze everyday situations, which I anticipate could be problematic.

Law and Order: SVU. Even though this is a show about rape and murder, there is something so soothing about the predictability of a procedural cop drama to me. You may not know what kind of depraved act of inhumanity lies around the corner in that show, but you know every episode Benson & Stabler are gonna get to the bottom of it. And Munch is gonna be skeptical of the government. And Ice-T is gonna do Ice-T things.

Mad Men. Not so much for the rampant alcohol abuse, degredation of women, or general lack of concern for minorities, and more so because I'm a big history buff and it's set in my favorite time period. I still think Don Draper is a dick, but I wouldn't mind having Roger Sterling as a grandpa. Or at least a person in my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why OKC has deemed me "more aggressive".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Frequenting the Grove. Or my netflix queue.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The only time I listen to death metal is when I'm constipated.

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