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34 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–100
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 2:46pm
White, Other
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English, Irish, Basque

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My self-summary
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"The male Maya Angelou"
-Maya Angelou
"We are in total agreement. He's intoxicating, humble, loving, great at spooning and a borderline hero for his taste in cheeses. He makes us feel like we can get anything done together."
- Hamas-Israeli joint statement
"I'm not gay, but...."
-Barack Obama
"Not a total Asshole"
-Ned Tommerson...83 year old tenant who lives in my apartment building. He hates everyone.

Enough tomfoolery.

I'm blessed, happy, a bit maudlin at times but I smile through it because almost always I'm keenly aware of how lucky we are to be here. Life, even at it's worst, is pretty damn funny and silly and wonderful. My goals in life are to become as thoughtful, kind, grateful and evolved as I can while helping people and loving my loved ones big. HUGE actually.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is more fun to discuss about each other in person. I'm trying to do some good.

Also, I'm secretly planning a post 45 year old thong model career. I just have a gut feeling I'm going to look my best from 45 to 47 in a half. Just a gut feeling though. Could eaaaasily be wrong.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing ALL the best public bathrooms in case of that much unwanted emergency
Getting in random dogs grills
Sleeping in the nude
Bear hugs
Making my nephews and nieces laugh and teaching them how to be mischievous. Respectful. But mischievous.

Not giving up
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Recently I was told my nude tush was "en fuego".....Slight caveat...It was in the steam room of my gym and the fella who told me was two parts hairy and scary. I called security. But I was grateful for the compliment. That didn't happen. But a silly question calls for a silly response.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Tennessee Williams, Martin McDonagh. Eugene O'Neill. Chekov. Whitman. Bukowski. Hemmingway. My brother.

Too many to list in movies, music.

Recently: Boyhood...Good God it was good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides the things I'd perish without like food, water, sleep, hassellhoff....Not much.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I can't control
Problems in the world
Why on men nips? Recently found out why but still think about it.
How the subway was far more romantic before cell phone mania.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most Friday's I yodel....Loudly. In Latin.

There is no typical Friday. Varies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cheated on a 4th grade science test. Still haunts me.
You should message me if
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You so choose. And you happen to be an old soul with a big heart and a big butt who loves to laugh you move up to the front of the line. Not that there is a line in any way. Metaphorically. It's a saying.

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