Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"The male Maya Angelou"
"We are in total agreement. He's intoxicating, humble, loving,
great at spooning and a borderline hero for his taste in cheeses.
He makes us feel like we can get anything done together."
- Hamas-Israeli joint statement
"Not a total Asshole"
-Ned Tommerson...83 year old tenant who lives in my apartment
building. He hates everyone.
I'm blessed, happy, a bit maudlin at times but I smile through it
because almost always I'm keenly aware of how lucky we are to be
here. Life, even at it's worst, is wonderful. And constantly funny.
The sad aspects of life and hurt usually are sad and hurt because
of how much we care and love. I'd say the hurt is a small price to
pay for that. And if I want to go full on Celtic....A gift.
My goals in life are to become as thoughtful, kind, and grateful as
I can while trying to help out. And to love my loved ones big.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to help out. Be kind. Grow. Trying to not loose sight of
what's true, authentic, important.
Also, I'm secretly planning a post 45 year old thong model career.
I just have a gut feeling I'm going to look my best from 45 to 47
in a half. Just a gut feeling though. Could eaaaasily be wrong.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mowing down avocados
Knowing ALL the best public bathrooms in case of that much unwanted
Getting in random dogs grills
Sleeping in the nude
Making my nephews and nieces laugh and teaching them how to be
mischievous. Respectful. But mischievous.
Not giving up
The first things people usually notice about me
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Recently I was told my tush was "gorg"-Slight caveat- It was in the
steam room of my gym and the fella who told me was two parts hairy
and scary. I called security. But I was grateful for the
compliment. That didn't happen. But a silly question calls for a
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food...Me love food.
Writers.....Tennessee Williams, Martin McDonagh. Eugene O'Neill.
Chekov. Whitman. Bukowski. Hemingway. My brother.
Too many to list in music. Otis, Marvin, Sam Cooke, Pogues, Mana,
Gypsy Kings, Irish/Celt music, Arcade Fire, The Cure, U2, Prince,
Future Islands and anything with a fueg beat.
Songs that put me in a good place:
LOVE movies. Too many to list. Most recently: Boyhood...Enjoyed it
quite a bit. And a movie I expected to be not good at all but I
really liked.... Begin Again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
These sea salt dark chocolate almonds from Trader Joe's.
And themes like hope, meaning, faith, forgiveness, humanity's deal
and allllways the weather. I'm Celtic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The big wonders
Nipples....Why on men? Recently found out why but still think about
How the subway was far more romantic before cell phone addiction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most Friday's I yodel....Loudly. In Latin.
There is no typical Friday. Varies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cheated on a 4th grade science test. Still haunts me. And Blanche
from Golden Girls made me feel some of first "private" feelings as
a lad. She was juuuuust SUCH a firecracker.
You should message me if
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You so choose. And if you happen to be an old soul with a big ole
kind heart who loves to laugh you move up to the front of the line.
Not that there is a line in any way. Metaphorically. It's a saying.
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