Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"The male Maya Angelou"
"We are in total agreement. He's intoxicating, humble, loving,
great at spooning and a borderline hero for his taste in cheeses.
He makes us feel like we can get anything done together."
- Hamas-Israeli joint statement
"Not a total Asshole"
-Ned Tommerson...83 year old tenant who lives in my apartment
building. He hates everyone.
I'm blessed, happy, a bit maudlin at times but I smile through it
because almost always I'm keenly aware of how lucky we are to be
here. Life, even at it's worst, is pretty damn funny and silly and
wonderful. My goals in life are to become as thoughtful, kind,
grateful and evolved as I can while helping people and loving my
loved ones big. HUGE actually.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving me family and amigos. And keeping in touch and close with
Storytelling. Filmmaking. Exploring. Trying to help out a bit as
Also, I'm secretly planning a post 45 year old thong model career.
I just have a gut feeling I'm going to look my best from 45 to 47
in a half. Just a gut feeling though. Could eaaaasily be wrong.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing ALL the best public bathrooms in case of that much unwanted
Getting in random dogs grills
Sleeping in the nude
Making my nephews and nieces laugh and teaching them how to be
mischievous. Respectful. But mischievous.
Not giving up
The first things people usually notice about me
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Recently I was told my nude tush was "en fuego"-Slight caveat- It
was in the steam room of my gym and the fella who told me was two
parts hairy and scary. I called security. But I was grateful for
the compliment. That didn't happen. But a silly question calls for
a silly response.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Tennessee Williams, Martin McDonagh. Eugene O'Neill. Chekov.
Whitman. Bukowski. Hemingway. My brother.
Too many to list in movies, music.
Recently: Boyhood...Good God it was good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
These sea salt dark chocolate almonds from Trader Joe's.
And themes like hope, meaning, faith, humanity's deal, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The big wonders
Nipples....Why on men? Recently found out why but still think about
How the subway was far more romantic before cell phone addiction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most Friday's I yodel....Loudly. In Latin.
There is no typical Friday. Varies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cheated on a 4th grade science test. Still haunts me. And Blanche
from Golden Girls made me feel some of first "private" feelings as
a lad. She was juuuuust SUCH a firecracker.
You should message me if
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You so choose. And if you happen to be an old soul with a big heart
who loves to laugh you move up to the front of the line. Not that
there is a line in any way. Metaphorically. It's a saying.
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