Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"The male Maya Angelou"
"We are in total agreement. He's intoxicating, humble, loving,
great at spooning and a borderline hero for his taste in cheeses.
He makes us feel like we can get anything done together."
- Hamas-Israeli joint statement
"Not a total Asshole"
-Ned Tommerson...83 year old tenant who lives in my apartment
building. He hates everyone.
I often find myself feeling grateful, fortunate and hungry. Also a
bit maudlin at times but with a smile because I'm usually keenly
aware of how lucky we are to be here. Life, even at it's worst, is
wonderful. And constantly funny.
Goals in life are to become as thoughtful, kind, and productive as
I can while trying to help out. And to love and be there for my
loved ones big. Huge, actually.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to help out. Be kind. Grow. Trying to not loose sight of
what's true, authentic, important.
Also, I'm secretly planning a post 45 year old thong model career.
I just have a gut feeling I'm going to look my best from 45 to 47
in a half. Just a gut feeling though. Could eaaaasily be wrong.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mowing down avocados
Knowing ALL the best public bathrooms in case of that much unwanted
Getting in random dogs grills
Sleeping in the nude
Making my nephews and nieces laugh and teaching them how to be
mischievous. Respectful. But mischievous.
Not giving up
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Recently I was told my tush was "gorg"-Slight caveat- It was in the
steam room of my gym and the fella who told me was two parts hairy
and scary. I called security. But I was grateful for the
compliment. That didn't happen. But a silly question calls for a
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food...Me love food.
Writers.....Tennessee Williams, Martin McDonagh. Eugene O'Neill.
Chekov. Whitman. Bukowski. Hemingway. My brother.
Too many to list in music. Otis, Marvin, Sam Cooke, Pogues, Mana,
Gypsy Kings, War on Drugs, The Smiths, Irish/Celt music, Arcade
Fire, The Cure, U2, Prince, Future Islands and anything with a soul
Movies. Too many to list. Most recently: Boyhood, Mad Max,
Transparent and one of the best things I've seen in
agggggggesssss......Catastrophe. Free on Amazon. Watch it. Please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
These sea salt dark chocolate almonds from Trader Joe's.
And themes like hope, meaning, faith, forgiveness, humanity's deal
and allllways the weather. I'm Celtic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The big wonders
Nipples....Why on men? Recently found out why but still think about
How the subway was far more romantic before cell phone addiction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most Friday's I yodel....Loudly. In Latin.
There is no typical Friday. Varies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cheated on a 4th grade science test. Still haunts me. And Blanche
from Golden Girls made me feel some of first "private" feelings as
a lad. She was juuuuust SUCH a firecracker.
You should message me if
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You happen to be an old soul that has a big heart and a big tush
who loves to laugh. Then you move up to the front of the line. Not
that there is a line in any way. Metaphorically. It's a saying.
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