Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


30 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:16pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English, Irish, Basque

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A bit of an old school romantic looking for a kind, passionate, wise, goofy lady who can prove the existence of a higher power with her smile. Kidding. Your smile just has to prove you have teeth and you weren't raised in the bayou. Someone who is in love with life, their loved ones and who loves food. If you don't like guacamole......We could make it through that but, wow. And kindness is the new great derrière. Gotta be kind. But a big derrière never hurts of course. Ha!

I have Celtic, Spaniard as well as Arabic and Persian (Found out recently about those two) bloodlines. I come from a big, funny, weird (good weird) and beautiful family and hold them and my friends crazily dear.

Here are some quotes from non partial, non family members about me:

"The male Maya Angelo"
-Maya Angelou
"We are in total agreement. He's intoxicating, humble, loving and a borderline hero for how romantic he is. He makes us feel like we can get anything done together."
- Hamas-Israeli joint statement
"If he had bad breath it would smell like F'ing peaches and lilacs compared to the average man's breath...But he doesn't....Have bad breath....EVER."
-My Dentist
"I'm not gay, but...."
-Barack Obama
"Not a total Asshole"
-Ned Tommerson...83 year old tenant who lives in my apartment building. He hates everyone.

Enough tomfoolery. I'm blessed, happy, a bit maudlin at times but I smile through it because almost always I'm keenly aware of how lucky we are to be here. Life, even at it's worst, is pretty damn funny and silly and wonderful. My goals in life are to become as thoughtful, kind, grateful and evolved as I can while helping people and loving my loved ones big. HUGE actually.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is more fun to discuss about each other in person. I'm trying to do some good.

Also, I'm secretly planning a post 45 year old thong model career. I just have a gut feeling I'm going to look my best from 45 to 47 in a half. Just a gut feeling though. Could eaaaasily be wrong.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing ALL the best public bathrooms in case of that much unwanted emergency
Seeing the upside
Getting in random dogs grills
Seeing the funny side
Smooching (When I like you)
Sleeping in the nude
Finding great "unkownish" places to grub
Bear hugs
Making my nephews and nieces laugh and teaching them how to be mischievous. Respectful. But mischievous.

Not giving up
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Recently I was told my nude tush was "en fuego".....Slight caveat...It was in the steam room of my gym and the fella who told me was two parts hairy and scary. I called security. But I was grateful for the compliment. That didn't happen. But a silly question calls for a silly response.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tennessee Williams, Martin McDonagh. Eugene O'Neill. Chekov. Whitman. Bukowski. Catcher in The Rye, The Sun Also Rises...That book kiiilllls me...The Road, Old Man and the Sea, Letters to a Young Poet and far far too many to list.

Recently: Boyhood...Good God it was good. The Knick. Beginnings. Bernie. True Detective. Boardwalk Empire. The Immigrant.

Heat, Deer Hunter, Godfather I n II, Ferris Bueller, The Royal Tenenbaums, Hoosiers, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Blue Valentine...Killled me, Sneakers, Braveheart, Shawshank Redemption, Fletch.....

Animal Planet, Boardwalk Empire, Shark Week.

Otis Redding, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams (Sr), The National, Bluegrass, Motown, BB King, James Brown, Sam Cooke, U2, Mozart, Arcade Fire, Elvis, Depeche Mode, Gypsy Kings, The Cure, Oasis, The Killers, Juanes, Mana. Jazz.

ALL food...Love trying new. Ethnic. SUSHI....Mmmm. Mexican..Mmm. Serbian...Mmmmm. Irish....Ahhhh, it's okay. Good soups, stews.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides the things I'd perish without like food, water, sleep, hassellhoff.....

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I can't control
Nips....Nipples....Why on men? Recently found out why but still think about it.
Chicken or egg.....Which was first.
The faces we make during sex
How we can ignore the elderly homeless woman sleeping on the street
How to help others
Sunsets and sunrises and their ability to restore beliefs in deep things
Have to cut myself off, I'm starting to get corny
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most Friday's I yodel....Loudly. There is no typical Friday. Varies. Dancing to Yanni or Enya do seem to be slight fixtures though.

I like catching up with amigos. Old pubs. Movies. Theater. Cafes with character. Road trips. Travel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cheated on a 4th grade science test. Still haunts me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You so choose. A lady with a big heart and big tush who loves to laugh moves up to the front of the line. Not that there is a line in any way. Metaphorically. It's a saying. Ha!