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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 30
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Other, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Esperanto
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name it means nothing.

My age even less.

The country I come from is called the midwest.

Are you trying to say I'm crazy?!?!

When I went to your schools

I went to your churches

I went to your institutional learning facilities

So how can you say I'm crazy?!?!

But now I am all better. At least that is what the court .says.

I am friendly, cheap, and easy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to live with less.

Less drama, less objects, less hassle
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
telling a story and, of course, pimpin'
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hummmm I don't know did you look at the photos?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Each book I read is my favorite at that moment.

I don't rate movies as "favorite" only whether should be seen of not. (on a side note I have never walked out of a movie theater no matter how bad the movie is. I think it might be just so I can complain about how bad it was. I must confess that I would amend this rule had I paid to see "Hot Rod" with Adam Sandberg. It was so bad that it wasn't even funny.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a cool breeze that brings the promise of change.

a star to navigate by.

a drink to celebrate with.

a secret to share.

music for the soul

someone to share them with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
being green.

I know a number of people say this, but I really do.

I mean the doctors think it might be natural or a reaction to some chemical that I work with, but have you ever tried to dress and not clash with green skin?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have fridays. I just have different nights to take advantage of random drink specials.

I am not a very good adult due to the fact that I am still amazed that tomorrow is not a school day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that even though I was teased no end when young for it, I have grown quite accustomed to my 9" penis.
Have you really read this far?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to find out more. But, please don't if you imagine that in a conversation you are going to ask me "Did that hurt when you got it?"

Or if your horses are a walkin'
And your .44's are a talkin'
And you burned down that man's house with the best of regards

You feel you may have an irony deficiency.