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Allan_scott

48 M New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
May 4, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Esperanto

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My self-summary
My name it means nothing.

My age even less.

The country I come from is called the midwest.

Are you trying to say I'm crazy?!?!

When I went to your schools

I went to your churches

I went to your institutional learning facilities

So how can you say I'm crazy?!?!

But now I am all better. At least that is what the court .says.

I am friendly, cheap, and easy
What I’m doing with my life
trying to live with less.

Less drama, less objects, less hassle
I’m really good at
telling a story and, of course, pimpin'
The first things people usually notice about me
Hummmm I don't know did you look at the photos?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Each book I read is my favorite at that moment.

I don't rate movies as "favorite" only whether should be seen of not. (on a side note I have never walked out of a movie theater no matter how bad the movie is. I think it might be just so I can complain about how bad it was. I must confess that I would amend this rule had I paid to see "Hot Rod" with Adam Sandberg. It was so bad that it wasn't even funny.)
The six things I could never do without
a cool breeze that brings the promise of change.

a star to navigate by.

a drink to celebrate with.

a secret to share.

music for the soul

someone to share them with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
being green.

I know a number of people say this, but I really do.

I mean the doctors think it might be natural or a reaction to some chemical that I work with, but have you ever tried to dress and not clash with green skin?
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't have fridays. I just have different nights to take advantage of random drink specials.

I am not a very good adult due to the fact that I am still amazed that tomorrow is not a school day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that even though I was teased no end when young for it, I have grown quite accustomed to my 9" penis.
Have you really read this far?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to find out more. But, please don't if you imagine that in a conversation you are going to ask me "Did that hurt when you got it?"

Or if your horses are a walkin'
And your .44's are a talkin'
And you burned down that man's house with the best of regards

You feel you may have an irony deficiency.