My name is Allison. I'm a divorced call center agent with 2 kids
and 2 cats. I'm shy, sarcastic, and down to earth. I LOVE sports
(Go Dawgs, Falcons, and Braves!) and cold weather and I like to
cook. I hate folding socks and talking on the phone (yeah, my job
is talking on the phone...oh, the irony). I'm a word nerd and a
weather junkie. I play fantasy football, but I'm definitely for my
real team over my fantasy team. I have a penchant for adding smiley
faces to everything (texts, notes, signature). I'm a INFP for folks
who are into MBTI. Anything else just ask. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a customer service agent doing health care surveys
(basically, I get cussed out all day).
I’m really good at
Forgetting what I just came into the room to get
Tripping over absolutely nothing or running into things.
Being loyal and honest
making random movie quotes
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very short, so that's the first thing (I make a good arm rest
for most folks...lol). People often tell me I have a nice smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'll read anything (I have a degree in English after all),
but I mostly download cheezy romance/mystery novels on my Kindle.
It's a guilty pleasure.
TV: The Walking Dead, Grey's Anatomy, Supernatural, Hell's Kitchen,
MasterChef, Nashville, Once Upon a Time, The Voice, General
Hospital, Orange is the New Black, and Sleepy Hollow.
Music: Mostly Country, Classic Rock, and 90's
Food: Italian, Mexican, American. I tend to get on wine kicks
depending on the weather (right now it's anything white and
Movies: A little bit of everything - I rarely hate any movie!
The six things I could never do without
Air Conditioning, my car, pizza/hot wings, black raspberry vanilla
body spray, The Weather Channel, and my family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Trying to remember things I've forgotten to do. I also think about
how cool learning another language would be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working late or in bed watching TV since I work Saturdays too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I work to support my Victoria's Secret habit...what can I say,
matching underwear makes me feel like I have my shit together! Lol
You should message me if
If You are NOT just looking for a quick hook-up (I AM NOT
INTERESTED IN BEING ANYONE'S F BUDDY OR SIDE PIECE) and could be
looking for something with the potential for development, even if
the development is just friends. Everyone can always use a new
You must be able to conduct yourself as an adult. I am an honest
person and you should be able to respect my opinions even if you
don't like them or agree with them. I do the same in return. I am
not Willy Wonka, I don't sugar coat shit, so if you're sensitive or
can't handle someone calling it like they see it, then sorry, but
Basically, if you're not an asshole, feel free to shoot me a
message! I don't bite and I'm sorry I've had to come across as such
a bitch, I'm just not a fan of wasting time unnecessarily! ;)