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43 Lynnwood, WA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
My self-summary
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Self summary hmmm...

Who am I? Do you really want to know? Probably not, but I'm going to tell you anyway. Obviously my plan to build a Delorean and go back to 1978 and marry Kathleen Beller didn't go as I would have hoped, but fingers crossed my friends Bill & Ted can help me. In the meantime, this guy needs a gal to call his own.

I am a simple, Hobbit of a man. There will be no pictures of me hiking, rowing, or me sitting, overlooking a lake made of hipster's tears on a crisp Autumn evening. I run (mostly walk) outside every day to maintain a consistent Panda Bear shape. That should be enough for you animals.

As most women on this website are in the habit of making demands, I have a few of my own.

1. I need you to have big boobs. Hopefully a good sized ass as well.

2. Be sweet and gentle. I'm a fragile, delicate flower.

3. Good hygiene, please.

4. Have a minimum of anxiety, driving, or general man hating issues. I'm not driving you around to who knows where, just so you can chew me out about white male privilege on the way there and yet leave me to pay the check.

That's about all I can think of for now, but I'm sure there might be a few other things I don't like, so we'll have to cross that bridge when we get to it.

As you can probably tell, I am more of an old fashioned guy. Hopefully you are the same in female form.
What I’m doing with my life
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It's very much of a rebuilding season for me. Newly moved into Lynnwood, renting a room in a beautiful big house, Owned by a friend and rented (mostly) by another friend. I pretty much have have the whole upstairs to myself though, and that includes the kitchen. Naughty 50's/60's housewife? Yes, please. I am currently looking for work, but I have a good chunk in savings, so, as my willing companion, you need to be okay with that. I have no kids, no mental health issues, and no criminal record. In this dating hellscape, I think that should count for something.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Maybe it's a lost art, but I do know how to install AV equipment.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my bald head, which which glows with the confidence of a man that can't afford to be in The Hair Club for Men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books... I get bored.

TV and Movies on the other hand, too many to name. I like, and have seen just about everything, but I have noticed most women love the movie "Secretary", which I happen to have permanently recorded on my DVR in full HD.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things?

1. Sleep.

2. Good bowel health

3. Some sex would be nice.

4. Air conditioning.

I honestly can't think of anything else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a candle in the window on a cold dark Winter's night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I keep my pain hidden.
You should message me if
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Message me if you want to know the smartest man alive.