How does one summarize something as complex as a human being into a single paragraph? Especially one I know as well as I do?
The answer: With incredible skill.

I'm a dynamic, spiritual kung fu student who's preparing for the zombie apocalypse when I'm not refining the second draft of my vampire novel. I'm a video game trouncing, music ripping renaissance man of the hopeless romantic variety. I'm a non-smoking, equality pushing, monotheistic fan of the Son of Man, and a semi-stable sex maniac with a D&D habit and an amphetamine prescription.

All at the same time.

Evolving.

OK, that was too simple an answer.
I'm working as a videographer for Optimum Fitness. My work environment has inspired me to get back into kung fu class and whip my body into shape.
To further motivate me, I have signed up for "Run For Your Lives", a zombie infested 5k obstacle course this December.

And I'm tinkering with my horror novel too.

Reading!
Writing!
Video games!
Committing whole scenes of movies to memory!

Me.
I'm pretty animated, I'm on the loud side, and I'm tallish.
I've been complimented on my vocabulary, my optimistic attitude, and my ability to do the voices of cartoon characters.
I've been putting forth effort to be less loud, but it dosen't come easily to me.

/groan...
All of them, I think.
We'll keep it to 10 in each catagory for simplicity:

BOOKS: Ender's Game, Hannibal Rising, Mockingjay, Life of Pi, The Count of Monte Cristo, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ringworld, The Two Towers, Catch 22, Dune. (I don't count my own book, Awake, because it's not yet published.)

MOVIES: Empire Strikes Back, Joe Vs. the Volcano, Inception, Casablanca, Fight Club, Blazing Saddles, Dawn of the Dead, Jaws, Aliens, American Beauty.

SHOWS: Game of Thrones, The Borgias, American Idol, Shark Tank (just discovered it), Family Guy, Star Trek: TNG, Naruto, True Blood, The Daily Show, Big Bang Theory. (Note: I don't watch much TV these days, but I make time to keep up with the first 3 on the list. The rest I'll definately enjoy watching if they're on.)

MUSIC: Escala, Rehab, Dream Theater, 30 Seconds To Mars, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Beetoven, John Lee Hooker, Eric Clapton, The Offspring.

FOOD: Sushi, pizza, steak, red snapper, salmon, beef ribs, mama's lasagana (you've GOT to try it.), Guinness, spinach, good cheese.

1 Several good stories. If I don't have enough, I start developing my own to retain my sanity.
2 Human contact. I value my friends and family very highly.
3 A computer. I have this compulsion to write, see... and my penmanship is pretty horrible, so I need to type or go insane.
4 People watching. Humans are so very, very funny. Thankfully there's a lot of them around.
5 Indoor plumbing. Thank God for the modern age.
6 Certian inalienable rights. My favorites are free speech and freedom of religion.

Who would Jesus bomb?
What nearby items could be used as weapons in case of zombies?
When will the aliens make contact?
Where did I leave that pressure point?
How do we fix the public education system?

Jogging, swimming, lifting a lil bit, kung fooling around, then I retire for the night and play Skyrim. Or Mass Effect 3.

I had a near fatal car wreck at age 15. My survival odds were astronomicly low.
My continued existance here means that I was meant to be on this planet for a higher purpose.

Also, it means that everything from that day on is worth double points.

...you love stories.
...you think geeks are adorable.
...you want a lover.