I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, if you're looking to chat I can tell you I might bore you.....But what I do have are very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired from a long....ah

About my self:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBLEYjXr_Nw

Internet's National Anthem
http://youtu.be/vT2LuREUTtE

If I can afford a dog, I'll get a pug. You wanna know why?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQIh4ATN4Z0

Remembering faces, remembering things I'm not supposed to remember, forgetting things I'm supposed to remember, waiting, caring for other people (I can't help it) and for people who are close to me, being awkward, analogies and giving both my middle fingers to all the people who can't drive properly. Giving 5 stars to people I like to message, but I'm too shy to message them so they'll get 5 stars instead, haha.

My hair, it looks like a lego hair right now. My beard.

Shit My Dad Says, Everything Men Know About Women, A Practical Guide to Racism, How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You, anything about WWII.

Breakfast at Tiffany's, Fox and The Hound (made me cry, because someone's cutting onions beside me!) The Dictator, Django Unchained, The Intouchables, Inglorius Basterds, most of the Tarantino films, Taken, The Pianist (shit is so intense!!!)

Robot Chicken, IASIP, The Boondocks, most AMC show, The Vikings, Game of Thrones and many more.

Here's my playlist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BNRENSEV0g&list=PLcWeMM5nl78ibzA83gES-LP6y8JxNq9JR

Avocado and anything but Spicy, but sometimes I have cravings for spicy food though. Mthefcking Sushi. Indian food. Mexican food and more..My appetite is like Dr. Banner, it turns into the HULK!

"The things I could never do without"
Family/Friends, Water, Oxygen, Clothes, Food, iPhone (it's my detachable limb), Tea.

Cute little furry bastards (pets).

Watching cat videos at work.

I've been to jail more than I can remember, Monopoly jail.

Sometimes I forget words in my sentences and I forget letters in my words when I'm typing. I guess that makes me a dyslexic.

If you're not sensitive and doesn't take life seriously every single second.