I love my mother.

Trying to live forever.

Video games, being funny, white people, weed, jiu jitsu, Muay Thai, books, dogs, TV, film, stand up, sketch comedy, skits, screenplays, puzzles, having fun, Jenga, beer, being healthy, party, being on time for things, hot wings, being late for things, LOST, doing disgustingly cute shit for girls.

Tight mustache

Story is the most important thing in the world to me. I love stories about real life. Vonnegut and Bukowski help me hate life.

Dawkins and Sagan help me understand it.

And R.A. Salvatore and George R.R. Martin make me realize how much cooler life should be.

I'm on the neverending quest to see every good movie ever made.

I love TV. Good TV. I refuse to watch things that make people dumb. I expect some real writing in my shows even if they are comedy. So thankful for new shows like Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones.

I listen to awesome music exclusively. J. Cole, Refused, Kendrick Lamar, Childish Gambino, Frank Turner, Chuck Ragan, Tim Barry, Bonnie Prince Billy, Neutral Milk Hotel, Alkaline Trio, New Found Glory, Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, Crime in Stereo, Movielife and any other band from Long Island, Daytrader, Neurosis, Animals as Leaders, Drop Dead, The Pist, Off With Their Heads, Hot Water Music, The Ergs, Slaughterhouse, Joe Budden, Eminem, Adele, Audra Mae, Balance and Composure, Jimmy Eat World, should I keep going or are you thoroughly impressed already?

Delicious food is one of lifes greatest privileges. So let's try all of it.

The only thing I care about is LOST.

My dog

Red heads.

Trying to figure out what my dog is thinking.

Being young.

Being awesome.

I know every word to Rent

You like Lost.
You can't ever fall asleep.
You like doing spontaneous cute things that you see in movies and wish guys would do with you.
You have a pup that can be my dogs friend.
You want the chance to point at the tv one day and say I made out with that dude.