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AlmostNeither

27 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Korean (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you can tell the truth, you should. If you can't tell the truth, you should tell a beautiful lie. I don't know if I actually believe this, so I guess that makes it a good thing to put here.

I'm a strange and silly person, or I'd like to believe I am. Talking to people is fun, so we should do that some time. It'll be a better way to get to know me than reading anything I could write here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it, and looking for something more to do than just live.

If you want an answer more biographical than philosophical, I moved to Seattle after graduating with a degree in Physics. I don't want to continue my formal education, so I'm trying to decide what I do want.

The passage of time inevitably decides this for me in millions of little ways. For now, it seems to consist of riding my bike around the city and becoming a martial arts instructor. Not sure how that happened, but I'm pretty happy about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting lost
Getting unlost
Explaining games
Playing with words
Math, or something like it
The art of losing (it isn't hard to master)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrible at noticing what other people have noticed about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books are lovely things, and I'd love them all if I had the time. I like a lot of fantasy and science-fiction, and have more Opinions about "genre fiction" than I can reasonably write here. I'm not good at picking favorites, but The Kingkiller Chronicle is definitely a contender. I like to read just about anything that comes my way, and there's also that huge backlog of excellent stuff that was written before I learned to read...

Movies I like do at least one of the following:
- Make me think
- Make me laugh
- Have lots of violence, explosions, and chase scenes
There are a few that do all three, but not many.

I honestly can't think of any music that I don't like, which may mean I have no taste. There are things I like particularly well, largely due to having been introduced to them by friends. Bach and Rachmaninoff, Jonathon Coulton and They Might Be Giants, the Mountain Goats and Crooked Still. Musical theater in general and Sondheim in particular. Apocalyptica and Rodrigo y Gabriela. Daft Punk. Walk Off the Earth. I don't think I have any coherent musical style.

Food is something I am passionate about. At least on occasion. I like strong flavors. I like simple dishes that show off one particular flavor. I like crazy dishes that combine lots of different flavors into some ridiculous agglomeration of tastiness. I like food that is fresh and freshly prepared, even if it wasn't particularly skillfully done. Also, I like pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Health
Laughter
Movement
Questions
Stories
Suspension of Disbelief (Disbelief Suspenders?)

The list is alphabetical, because I can't think of a good way to order it. Also, it is much too abstract, so here is a more tangible list:

Water (I drink lots)
Bicycle (I ride everywhere)
Glasses (I'm blind without them)
Sugar (I admit to a sweet tooth)
Paper (I scrawl notes to myself)
Hugs (Hugs are great!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and anything. Particular favorites of mine include:

- How to save the world
- The relationship between collaboration and competition
- The nature of games and play and the stories they create
- Imaginary people and places
- Whether it's possible to love everything
- What I want to cook/bake/build next
- Words, names, and their origins
- You. Yes, you. And no, that's not creepy, I don't even know who you are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Given a free evening I may do any of the following:

Cooking/Baking/Crafting
Reading/Writing
Playing Board/Card/Video Games
Playing Roleplaying Games
Running (to stay in shape)
Running (around like a fool)
Napping/Daydreaming
Wing Chun/Close Range Tactics
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to take antianxiety medication. It made me really anxious to think that I needed to influence the way my mind worked with drugs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you like to do things.
- you like to do nothing.
- you know where I can find a good roleplaying group
- you appreciate good hugs.
- you have an opinion about the passive voice.
- the moon is in the sky.