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43 Warwick, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 33-43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English, Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Geeky bloke who goes to great lengths not to take life seriously wherever possible. Making very bad jokes is a particular speciality. Can be difficult to shut up once I get going :D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job that oscillates wildly in terms of how busy I am (it follows a monthly cycle) and that is usually quite taxing mentally, meaning that I mostly end up flopping on the sofa of an evening.

I enjoy writing stories in my spare time, and that happened a lot when I was in a dreary job, but... well, see previous sentence. I have a story in an anthology that the Writers' Group I belong to published, and I've totted up quite a ridiculously high total word count, along with the prerequisite number of started-but-never-finished writing projects.

Other hobbies: Reading, Video Games (more likely the silly fun ones than the uncompromisingly realistic ones), Board Games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Vain Answer: Eyes, Smile
Paranoid Answer: Height (or lack thereof)
Realistic Answer: The Stupid Jokes
I honestly don't know. I've had people comment on all of the above.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...story ideas. At the moment these mostly revolve around Zombies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...zonked on the sofa playing videos games or watching a mindless film. Saturday nights occasionally involve a bit more activity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...would not be private once it was on here. You'll have to get to know me other ways.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re actually open to the idea of meeting up if we get on, and that we don't take too long over it. It's horrible to get on really well with someone online, *then* meet them and find out there's no spark. Better to know that sooner rather than later.