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Alp85

30 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm a quirky bookworm who loves music, bicycling, movies, and destroying perfectly good raw materials with tools. I like to laugh and have an oddball and sarcastic sense of humor, especially when it comes to the creatively absurd.
What I’m doing with my life
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I fly around the world forcing people to run surveys and make charts. In other seasons of life, I was a construction worker, a shoe salesman, journalist, reference librarian, PR guy, chocolate manager and a park ranger (not necessarily in that order). One time I made $8 on AdSense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Riding a bike, buying books, writing short films and building things out of wood.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The hair. Apparently I have "Lego hair."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fitzgerald, Chuck Klosterman, Boris Vian, Albert Camus, George Orwell, Russell Banks, Evelyn Waugh, William Carlos Wiliams, Beckett, Rimbaud, Oscar Wilde, David Foster Wallace, James Baldwin

Comics! Saga and Prophet (anything by Brandon Graham), Judge Dredd, Ballad of Halo Jones, The Incal, Preacher, Sandman, Transmetropolitan, Copra

Eastwood, Godard, O'Rourke, Cohen brothers, Bertrand Blier, Guy Ritchie, Herzog. Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces and Peter Fonda in Easy Rider. Anything with Daniel Day-Lewis. Basically every SciFi movie ever made. Also, I will put this out there now: Blade Runner is my all time favorite movie.

DAVID BOWIE! The Black Keys, Radiohead, RJD2, Crosby, Stills and Nash (Young is ok too), Led Zeppelin, Neutral Milk Hotel, Lead Belly, Duke Ellington, Daft Punk, Metric, Nirvana, Of Montreal, Rodrigo y Gabriela, The Shins, The Strokes, Garbage

I eat everything. One time some dudes got me drunk in the Vietnamese highlands and fed me porcupine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love
Physical affection
Tea
Furry animals
Books
Trees
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to Fleetwood Mac.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like butts.
You should message me if
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You want to walk a dog, make some jokes, sit in the, sun, make something or just wander around.