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Alp85

29 San Francisco, CA Man

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Yeah, I'm a dude and I have fruity drink. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

So this was very exciting. Until we drove 20 minutes and saw an identical sign. Also, why do I look like I rode there inside of a washing machine? They haven't made an iron small enough for a carry-on, people!

I give up. I don't know why the tent fell down. Can't fit enough rope in a carry-on!

Only one part of this costume is fake! I miss that beard, but there was a small party when I shaved it. I'm not going to name names. You know who you are.

Occasionally I look sort of professional, but still sort of zoned out. What the hell is over there?!