Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not a stalker.
Many people think I'm funny, and some think I'm hilarious. I value
honesty and integrity, and although I'm not particularly athletic,
I can carry suitcases and kill bugs.
I've dated PhDs and high school drop-outs, I've had long
relationships with rabbis (two) and witches (one), and I've learned
that all that really matters for me is personal chemistry.
Everything else is secondary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For many years I was self-employed, as owner of a music store. I
now work at a bookkeeping firm, and I also play keyboards and
saxophone at clubs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spoonerisms, puns, parallel parking, and playing songs I've never
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sushi, chocolate, Diet Pepsi, Run Run Lola Run, Beatles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, humor, sleep, and Oxford commas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there are so many beautiful women on OKCupid, why I'm not in a
committed relationship, why I'm attracted to women with whom I have
low match percentages, and how arch villains recruit their
henchmen. It seems like dangerous work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I often sleep on my couch or floor, for no particular reason. I
check books out of the library, but I don't read them. And you'll
probably never see me dance.
You should message me if
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You should message me. You just should.
Who are you looking for?
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