I'm logical, confident, and reliable. No, wait. I'm musical, open-minded, and trustworthy. Yeah. Many people think I'm funny, and some think I'm hilarious.

Most of my relationships have lasted a long time. I'm not limited to any particular type of woman in order to have a fulfilling relationship. I've dated PhDs and high school drop-outs, had long relastionships with rabbis (two) and witches (one), and all that really matters is that we have personal chemistry. Everything else is secondary.

For many years I was self-employed, as owner of Wheaton Music in Maryland. I now work at a small non-profit organization in Dupont Circle, and I hire myself out as a QuickBooks ProAdvisor. I also play keyboards and saxophone at clubs.

Spoonerisms, puns, and playing songs I've never played before.

I'm handsome, funny, and old enough to be the father you never really knew. And I reflect light.

Sushi, chocolate, diet pepsi, Run Lola Run, Colbert Report, Beatles.

Music, humor, sleep, more music, more humor, more sleep.

Why there are so many beautiful women on OKCupid, why I'm not in a committed relationship, why I'm attracted to women with whom I have low match percentages, and why so few people understand what "The most private thing I'm willing to admit" means. And how arch villains recruit henchmen.

Cautiously optimistic.

You'll probably never see me dance.

You know what's good for you.