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61 M Alexandria, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:25am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more

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My self-summary
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Many people think I'm funny, and some think I'm hilarious. I value honesty and integrity, and although I'm not particularly athletic, I can carry suitcases and kill bugs.

Most of my relationships have lasted a long time. I've dated PhDs and high school drop-outs, I've had long relationships with rabbis (two) and witches (one), and I've learned that all that really matters is personal chemistry. Everything else is secondary.
What I’m doing with my life
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For many years I was self-employed, as owner of Wheaton Music in Maryland. I now work at a small non-profit organization in Dupont Circle, and I hire myself out as a QuickBooks ProAdvisor. I also play keyboards and saxophone at clubs.
I’m really good at
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Spoonerisms, puns, parallel parking, and playing songs I've never played before.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm handsome, funny, and old enough to be the father you never really knew. And I reflect light.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sushi, chocolate, diet pepsi, Run Lola Run, Colbert Report, Beatles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, humor, sleep, and Oxford commas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there are so many beautiful women on OKCupid, why I'm not in a committed relationship, why I'm attracted to women with whom I have low match percentages, and how arch villains recruit their henchmen. It seems like dangerous work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cautiously optimistic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I often sleep on my couch or floor, for no particular reason. I check books out of the library, but I don't read them. And you'll probably never see me dance.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–55
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You should message me. You just should. Somebody told me that my profile reports I respond infrequently, but that's not true. I promise you that I will respond.