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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35-55
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:22pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Most people think I'm funny, and some think I'm hilarious. I value honesty and integrity, and although I'm not particularly athletic, I can carry suitcases and kill bugs.

I've dated PhDs and high school drop-outs, I've had long relationships with rabbis (two) and witches (one), and I've learned that all that really matters for me is personal chemistry. Everything else is secondary.
What I’m doing with my life
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For many years I was self-employed, as owner of a music store. I now work at a bookkeeping firm, and I also play keyboards and saxophone at clubs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spoonerisms, puns, parallel parking, and playing songs I've never played before.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I reflect light.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sushi, chocolate, Diet Pepsi, Run Run Lola Run, Beatles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, humor, sleep, and Oxford commas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there are so many beautiful women on OKCupid, why I'm not in a committed relationship, why I'm attracted to women with whom I have low match percentages, and how arch villains recruit their henchmen. It seems like dangerous work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cautiously optimistic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I often sleep on my couch or floor, for no particular reason. I check books out of the library, but I don't read them. And you'll probably never see me dance.
You should message me if
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You should message me. You just should.