AlphaBest
62 Alexandria, VA
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My self-summary
Most people think I'm funny, and some think I'm hilarious. I value honesty and integrity, and although I'm not particularly athletic, I can carry suitcases and kill bugs.

I've dated PhDs and high school drop-outs, I've had long relationships with rabbis (two) and witches (one), and I've learned that all that really matters for me is personal chemistry. Everything else is secondary.
What I’m doing with my life
For many years I was self-employed, as owner of a music store. I now work at a bookkeeping firm, and I also play keyboards and saxophone at clubs.
I’m really good at
Spoonerisms, puns, parallel parking, and playing songs I've never played before.
The first things people usually notice about me
I reflect light.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sushi, chocolate, Diet Pepsi, Run Run Lola Run, Beatles.
The six things I could never do without
Music, humor, sleep, and Oxford commas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why there are so many beautiful women on OKCupid, why I'm not in a committed relationship, why I'm attracted to women with whom I have low match percentages, and how arch villains recruit their henchmen. It seems like dangerous work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cautiously optimistic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often sleep on my couch or floor, for no particular reason. I check books out of the library, but I don't read them. And you'll probably never see me dance.
You should message me if
You should message me. You just should.
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