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AlphaBest

61 M Alexandria, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–55
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Many people think I'm funny, and some think I'm hilarious. I value honesty and integrity, and although I'm not particularly athletic, I can carry suitcases and kill bugs.

Most of my relationships have lasted a long time. I've dated PhDs and high school drop-outs, I've had long relationships with rabbis (two) and witches (one), and I've learned that all that really matters is personal chemistry. Everything else is secondary.
What I’m doing with my life
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For many years I was self-employed, as owner of Wheaton Music in Maryland. I now work at a small non-profit organization in Dupont Circle, and I hire myself out as a QuickBooks ProAdvisor. I also play keyboards and saxophone at clubs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spoonerisms, puns, parallel parking, and playing songs I've never played before.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm handsome, funny, and old enough to be the father you never really knew. And I reflect light.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sushi, chocolate, Diet Pepsi/Coke, Run Lola Run, Colbert Report, Beatles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, humor, sleep, and Oxford commas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there are so many beautiful women on OKCupid, why I'm not in a committed relationship, why I'm attracted to women with whom I have low match percentages, and how arch villains recruit their henchmen. It seems like dangerous work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cautiously optimistic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I often sleep on my couch or floor, for no particular reason. I check books out of the library, but I don't read them. And you'll probably never see me dance.
You should message me if
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You should message me. You just should.