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30 Belgrade, Serbia Man


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  • Ages 22–32
  • Located anywhere
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My details

Last online
Jan 12
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Serbian (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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cynical, sarcastic but still positive and, on occasion, funny. I'm a big fan of puns, dark humor and self-deprecating jokes. Some people take it as a show of a lack of confidence. It's not, it's just that the only person I can take an unlimited amount of cheap shots at is, well, me.

I'm facially expressive and gesticulate quite a lot. If I'm not, that means that I'm either bored or hiding my emotions. I have absolutely no idea where my feet end, so I tend to step on peoples' feet and kick random object unintentionally. Apologies.

I'm quite calm and don't get angry easily, unless the person I'm talking to is : homophobic, racist, judgmental and/or in general close-minded. All these are subjects we CAN talk about, if you're willing to accept a different point of view. I am glad to hear different points-of-view on everything, just accept mine as I accept yours.
Conversely, I get really excited about things I care about, and yes - it's perfectly okay to tell me to STFU. Rationally, I know no one really wants to hear about the perks of the triple-option, but I cannot contain myself :)
I rant, ramble and digress, though I can return to most points in a conversation.

I love to find out how stuff works, so I'll take apart any old electrical appliance and try and find out a way to recycle at least some of the parts. It's like legos for adults.
Also, I'm always wondering how people work, mentally and physically. I don't take them apart, though. It's against the law and stains the carpet.

I'm somewhat geeky, technology-oriented, but manage to remain old fashioned and analog - no eReader can smell like an old book, no PC will ever feel like a typewriter.

I love sports, especially football. The real kind of football, with helmets, an egg-shaped ball and hard hitting, not the one where players spend 90% of the match focused on finding new ways to trick the referee while worrying about their hair.
What I’m doing with my life
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- Working at a job I really like, though 99% of people would find it immensely boring. Maybe it really is, and I'm just a freak. I'm re-learning French and taking on certain DIY projects, small stuff mostly, like refurbishing old household items.
I’m really good at
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analyzing and procrastinating. I'll probably write some more about that tomorrow... No, really, there is no amount of time I can't spend doing nothing. I'm also good with numbers and patterns.

I'm good at cooking, snowboarding (although my daredevil approach to winter sports will kill me, eventually), writing and fixing things.

On the flip side, I'm completely tone-deaf and can barely hold a pencil, let alone draw. I'm also the worst person to talk on a phone to, since I have the attention span of a moth while talking on the phone. I'm attentive in person and via IM, just not on the phone.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea.
Physically, probably my eyes and smile.
Personality-wise, it probably depends in what mood I'm in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't have favorite books, but my favorite authors are Terry Pratchett, Gardner, Agatha Christie and, lately, Stieg Larsson, Murakami and Tim Harford.

I love The Daily Show, and have a mancrush on Jon Stewart. Yeah, I said it.

As far as TV shows go, I'm a big fan of British TV shows like "Only fools and horses", "Yes, Minister", "Men behaving badly" and BBC mock-panel shows like "Mock the week" and "QI". I'm a fan of "Top Gear", although I'm not really much into cars.

Currently I'm watching "Castle", which could be my favorite show ever, "Fringe", "Criminal Minds", "Homeland". I'm a big fan of TV shows, so I'll give anything a shot, regardless of the genre.

Music : let's see what my mp3 player has to say about this : Anthrax, Megadeth, Sean Paul, Busta Rhymes, Coheed and Cambria, Vanessa Mae, Gossip, Kings of Leon, Kooks, Hammerfall, Nightwish.
I also love jazz, blue, and... dancehall. So, yeah, I like everything. Or don't like anything, depending on your point of view.
The only stuff I can't listen to is electronic music and turbo-folk. You don't know what turbo-folk is ? You lucky bastard...

I'm don't always watch movies , but when I do I prefer fast paced, action movies - "V for Vendetta", "Dark Knight", that kinda thing.

Oh, and I often listen to podcasts, "Real Time with Bill Maher" and "Wait, Wait... don't tell me!" being the ones i like the most.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can only come up with 2 things : something to read and coffee. And the internet, where I find stuff to read while sipping on my coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
lately, about this : why is it deemed inappropriate for persons over the age of, say, 10 to dance in the street simply because they feel like it ? When did we, as a society, decide that it is wrong to moonwalk to work, do the Dougie while waiting in a bank queue or perform the choreography from "Thriller" while waiting for the light to change at the crosswalk ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Friday is no different that any other day - I'm out with friends, watching sports or browsing the net.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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when the pain is too much to handle, I like to cut myself... a nice, big piece of chocolate cake.

On a more serious note, I admit I have a hard time throwing certain things away. I'm not a hoarder, but I do cling on to stuff I should throw away, mostly outdated electronic stuff and various paper, notes and such.
You should message me if
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you like what you've read and you want to get to know someone new. And by "read" I mean "managed to navigate through the sea of jibberish and digressions".

Oh, last point - never-ever shall I reply to a message that contains only "hi", "hello" or such. An essay is not mandatory, but you gotta show some effort. Honestly, would you reply to a guy that sent a message containing just "Hi!" ? If you would, then we're probably not that good of a match.