Here's a romantic poem I wrote:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The Pope's a catholic
And bears crap in the woods
There're more where that came from. None of them rhyme.
I'm addicted to making up (usually atrocious) jokes, so thankfully they invented twitter, as most people don't have time for you going "TURNS OUT PETE WATERMAN IS JUST 60% WATER LIKE THE REST OF US" in their face on a night out.