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AlphisBresley

29 M Edinburgh, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm quite agreeable. Though I found myself aggressively disagreeing as I typed that.

Here's a romantic poem I wrote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The Pope's a catholic
And bears crap in the woods

There're more where that came from. None of them rhyme.

I make All The Music.
What I’m doing with my life
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Like absolutely everyone else in Britain that's lucky enough to currently have a job, I work in an office (#thatcher)

When I'm not officing, I enjoy going to the pub, going to see bands, reading, films, TV, complaining about working in an office etc. Again, I think the same could be said about basically everyone, but I'm not sure Thatcher has anything to do with it this time.

I also make music and do some visual art. I won't make any claims re: its brilliance. I spend most time doing the office stuff, sadly.

I spend a lot of time wearing trousers as well, you'll be glad to know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
describing myself on the internet and hating Piers Morgan. We're all good at that second one though. He got arrested, didn't he? Absolutely loving that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"He looks a bit like (unflattering comparison)"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Chris Morris, Devo, They Might Be Giants, Stewart Lee, Associates, George Saunders, Roxy Music/Brian Eno/Bryan Ferry etc, Funkadelic, The Larry Sanders Show, Arrested Development, Rocket From The Crypt/Hot Snakes/Drive Like Jehu etc, Armando Iannucci, Sparks (Ron Mael <3), The Fall, Battles, The Prisoner, Loop, Scott Walker, Italian Food, Laurel Halo, most Hitchcock films, Spacemen 3, The Twilight Zone, Prince, The Monks, Cheap Trick, Bo Diddley, Brainiac, Network (pretty much all the Sidney Lumet-directed films, in fact) etc. Nathan For You is the funniest comedy show I've seen in years, too.

I'm currently reading A Catcher In The Rye. At what point do I start wanting to kill John Lennon?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Degrees of Separation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
that guy that went for a job interview at the BBC and ended up on the news because they thought he was someone else.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a white male in his 20s. I rarely have atypical Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It was me.

Also, I have a recurring nightmare in which I go to vote in the independence referendum and somehow accidentally end up voting for Tony Blair.
You should message me if
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you think you're 'ard enough.