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Alschwartz3

31 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Starting with the bad news: I am not terribly open with my emotions. I have no musical ability and dance very much like a 30 year old white lawyer. My ambitions are of the humble variety. I have no religious or spiritual beliefs. I do not make gobs of money. I can only cook like four dishes. I probably gamble a bit more than is necessary. Probably drink a bit more than is healthy. Definitely mix the two more than is wise.

On the flip side, I am funny, I am honest, I am smart, and I am loyal to the bone. I'm not needy or hateful or judgmental. I am good with kids and animals and a great friend to have. I am making efforts to address most of the stuff up top, and I always wash my hands after I go to the bathroom. Decent tipper. These are all good things.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an attorney in Chicago, mostly real estate (that's right, the sexiest field of law). I write for a movie website from time to time. I paid my rent playing poker for a bit after law school, but retired when I found a steady job. Recently started volunteering with Chicago Lights.
I’m really good at
Writing, poker, making my friends laugh, making my family frustrated
The first things people usually notice about me
They're generally too polite to say it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can't rank things for shit, so just some at random:

Game Of Thrones, Community, Parks and Rec, Justified, Archer, Sherlock, Deadwood, Hannibal

Catch-22, House of Leaves, Cat's Cradle, No Country For Old Men, The Corrections

The Thing, In Bruges, The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, The Cabin In The Woods, Airplane!, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Annie Hall, Lord Of The Rings, The Departed

Radiohead, Explosions In The Sky, Wilco, Trampled By Turtles, Neko Case, Iron and Wine, Broken Social Scene, Drive-By Truckers, Frightened Rabbit, Wu-Tang, Titus Andronicus
The six things I could never do without
the CTA, the internet, beer, a good movie theater nearby, Sriracha, some time to myself every week
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Movies and TV, exercising (about 10 minutes for each minute of actually doing it), how much I would hate living in Los Angeles, what kind of dog I will get once I have a yard, why stupid things sound a little bit more true if they rhyme
On a typical Friday night I am
putting the "B" in suBtle
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I seem to understand the definition of "private" better than OkCupid.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Just do it; the worst that can happen is nothing, which will probably be the same as if you don't