Hello I am Alston. I live a generally pleasant and simple life. I try to avoid stress in general. I enjoy roleplaying games and boardgames and video games. I tend to be a homebody. I like bicycling and hiking. In fact I have chosen to bicycle rather than drive, driving is expensive and stressful. I have no debt. I have never had any issues with the law. I prefer quiet places. I tend not to speak unless I have something to say. I have only dated a small handful of times so I really just don't know what Im doing in all of this. Two things that will make us an unlikely pair
1- Cigarettes - Disgusting
2 -Severe Drinking - I just don't like drunk people much, you are an adult , do as you will. I just don't think I could be with someone that likes to get smashed all the time.

If you want to know more I answered a bunch of questions.

This question implies to me that my life is a commodity to be used or spent. I dont like that. I just live.

I love to play with my imagination. I am great with kids and animals as well. I am also good at sharing too much information or not knowing when to keep my damned mouth shut.

People don't usually notice me.

Hithchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy in all its forms

- Erfworld - a web comic

Movies- Spaceballs, In fact Mel Brooks in general, Office Space , Brazil ,Wes Anderson Movies , Hook, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of The Dead,

Music-The Black Keys, Blockhead,The Temptations, Tenacious D, Ween, Fishtank Ensemble, Aphex Twin, Richard Cheese, Weird Al, Primus, The Beatles , Jazz, Classical, Soundtracks

Mexican food

I used to read a lot. I enjoyed it however I have fallen out of the habit the last couple of years.I enjoy humor and fantasy. Vonnegut ,Terry Pratchet, Brandon Sanderson, all authors I like.

I dont watch much T.V. I usually watch cheesy sic fi or fantasy stuff if i do.

Nothing, Adapt.

Trying to read other peoples minds.As much time as I can lost in imagination. song stuck in my head. What can I do to help? Erfworld. How am I? Should I have said that? How can I be better? Song Stuck In My Head. What kind of spell caster are you/am I/ are they? When do I work next? I could go on.

At home. The house is clean. I am probably playing some sort of games or watching netflix. I am smoking a bowl, friday or not. I will go for a hike or bike ride if the weather is pleasant.

I am here to hopefully meet and form a relationship with an adult human female person.I am not here to hunt and pursue prey. I have no skill or patience for the dating "GAME". The fact that it is a game for most people is very frustrating for me, especially since there is no rule book. If you want to be pursued I am not the guy for you. If you want to be loved and supported and cared for I can probably do that, well you know after we have met and all.

You think you could enjoy my company. If you find me attractive after reading my rambling. If you want to. I like women willing to make contact and I tend to assume you are not interested if you check me out and dont say anything.