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28 / M / Straight / Single
Saint Louis, Missouri
His journal posts
Jul 6, 2010
I know. I know. You're thinking "No way! This guy must be famous!" And while that may be true, I'd ask you to remember that I'm just this guy, you know? But I didn't bring up my legion of literally 10's of fans just to be a braggart, no sir. I brought it up because I want you to realize that I'm totally capable of writing long, witty treatise on any number of obscure or commonplace topics if I want to...
But in this case I just wanted the damn 80% that's been staring me in the face for almost a year, so I'm going to write about the time I saw a Star Wars movie dressed as Harry Potter.
Why you ask? Partially because I wanted to get in a Potter/Star Wars fight (this was before we had a common enemy in Twilight). And partially because I thought it would be funnier to make fun of nerds who dress up for movies if I was, myself dressed up as a character not even in this movie. Originally I was going to go as Gandalf but a suggestion from my friend and a complete lack of Gandalf accessories changed my mind. It was perfect. It... it... let me just show you:
I call this one "Pensive Potter."
And check out these nerds who wanted pictures with me! (I love that I'm actually posting this on a site wherein I'm supposed to be presenting myself as someone you would aspire to date. The things I'm willing to do to make that stupid percentage go up...)
"Harry Potter and the Army of Socially Awkward Young Adults"
For the record, expelliarmus works just fine on light-sabers. And "DIE MUGGLE" is both fun to say, and German for "The Muggle." (And would make an excellent band name.)
So now I have 90%. I feel so dirty...