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29 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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In between long, adoring gazes at my reflection, I like to make obscure, nerdy references. Things I also love: Doctor Who, bicycles, improv, literacy, and flan.

(Truthfully, I tolerate the flan.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slowly converting the supply of O2 to CO2; the plants love me for this.

As if that weren't enough I am also working for a company in St. Louis doing some crazy IT stuff that comes with an impressive title, and an office with a view of the Arch, but the details of which would cause your eyes to glaze over. But if you've ever taken a train in this city, and it didn't crash, you're welcome.

Other things: I'm prone to taking on quests/adventures/projects/passions. Lots of them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being open to new things.

If it involves travel, I'll go. If there is an opportunity I take it. You're going to be dead soon. What are you doing sitting still?

I'm quick witted. Which is no end of fun for me. I've got degrees in Computer Science, but I have my PhD in Extemporaneous Bullshitting. The PhD has made me way more money, actually.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends.

But if I'm NOT wearing adult diapers... generally it's that I'm rakishly handsome. Unless they heard me first. In that case they'd probably notice that I'm funny.

Also, I seem to get a lot of compliments on my calves. So that's nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I run the gamut from classics to fluff. Recently I've read a detailed proposal to NASA about human exploration of Mars (The Case for Mars by Robert Zubrin) and The Diamond Age by Neil Stephenson. But really, I like GOOD books of any genre. Make me think, make me laugh, give me ammo for future trivia contests. But since I was vague here's a few favorites:

A Song of Ice and Fire, Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Angel's Game, The Shadow of the Wind, Anathem, Snow Crash, Scott Pilgrim (vol 1-6), Sex Drugs & Coco Puffs, Perks of Being a Wallflower, World War Z, Good Omens (any Terry Pratchett actually), American Gods (any Neil Gaiman actually...), Harry Potter

Music: I'm just pulling from some of my recently played:
Santigold, Muse, Metric, Icona Pop, Sleigh Bells, Depeche Mode, Reel Big Fish, Jonathan Coulton, They Might Be Giants, The Cure

Other media: The Venture Bros. Doctor Who. Arrested Development. Black Mirror. Game of Thrones.

Other favorites: raw denim, saying the world selvedge, straight blade razors, silver tipped badger brushes, a nice strong drink, and a bike ride.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ritualistic human sacrifice. Five humans so the math works out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not George McFly remembered "Calvin Klein" enough to realize his son Marty looks just. like. him. And whether or not he then suspected Loraine of having an illicit affair with the stranger that they both knew from high school.

Or did they think they were revising the memories of Calvin Klein to match Marty? Curious.

(ALSO: If Harry Potter wanted to get high on the down low at Hogwarts, the bubble head charm would be ideal. It would also probably be super effective for getting you high.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who the fuck knows anymore?

There was a time when my life was predictable. But I haven't known for sure where I'd be on Friday night in years. Last Friday I booked an apartment on AirBnB and was in Chicago by sundown.

This Friday I could be fully nude and evading the cops.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 5, I called my uncle a dildo in front of extended family
because I had heard it used once before, and thought it meant
chubby. I remarked casually of him, "Yeah... he's kind of a
dildo."

I secretly fear horribly screwing up word meanings to this day
(though I almost never do.)
You should message me if
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You're the "right" kind. You know who you are.