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29 Salt Lake City, UT Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 11
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Swahili (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It is impossible to summarize one's self. But my brain frequently tells me that I'm awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm studying film production, so someday I want to make movies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My great big bushy beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Top three (off the top of my head) for each category.
The Road, Pandora's Star, Harry Potter.
The Godfather, Star Wars (there are only three), the Terminator.
Breaking Bad, Community, Band of Brothers.
Wilco, The Grateful Dead, Tool.
Palestinian, Chilean, Thai.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My motorcycle, camping equipment (if that counts as one thing), cast iron skillet, my friends, butter, and campfires.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if dinosaurs lived with humans. And the dinosaurs had guns instead of arms. And we had some way of controlling the dinosaurs so they could help us. But then some baddie wants to use the gun-armed dinosaurs for evil. And then dinosaurs with guns for arms start fighting each other. And aliens come to save us from the dinosaurs, and ourselves. And with the knowledge from the aliens we learn to replace the dinosaur's guns with real arms. And we try to teach the dinosaurs to love, and to hug small children, but they're dinosaurs so they just eat the children. And the parents of the children sue the dinosaurs. And there's a long, drawn-out court process where one lawyer says "they're just dinosaurs, they can't be expected to NOT eat children." And one of the mothers of the children stands up and screams "I WANT THAT DINOSAUR DEAD." And the prosecutor screams "They're monsters" and the defending lawyer says "Duh. They're dinosaurs, what did you expect. At least they don't have guns for arms anymore."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with my friends, talking about if dinosaurs had guns for arms.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, when I'm tired, I pee sitting down. Shocking, I know.
You should message me if
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you're confused about the phrase "activity partner."