Ok, I know you are dying to hear about me, so here goes.
I read mother fucking books yo! Crap about the universe, quantum physics, and biology that would render a normal persons brain into...bacon grease
I work hard so I can buy myself awesome shit like a laser that lights shit on fire! (I actually got that for Christmas, but I was going to buy one) I also want one of those robots that cleans my carpet. I'll give it a woman's name because lets be honest, that's what you should be doing! I'm kidding! That's what a cleaning lady is for.
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Extravert(67%) iNtuitive(50%) Feeling(75%) Perceiving(22%)
"Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw
Life is 100% based on perspective!