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AlvaroBio

26 M Langenthal, Switzerland

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Military
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Maybe about time for an actualization!

Was born, went through school, grew wide instead of tall, went to university, shrank to normal proportions again, studied a master in Bioethics (in what? In Bioethics: you heard it right, even if no one knows what it is), went to Russia over winter, came back (which is not necessarily obvious, some people don't), and had the crazy idea of joining the Swiss Army for fun.

Well, it isn't. :D

But hey, now one has to do the best out of the situation: like getting to know new people and places!

Wait, what? Oh, my mistake: I forgot that this is Switzerland and people are very shy. You don't think so? Prove me wrong then! ;)

As to my bright future, who knows: To Russia again someday, become Divemaster (to add to my collection of professions) and whatever comes up! And of course, I'm looking for a co-pilot and sidekick for my adventures. There's only place for one! :D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
currently I'm impressed about how outgoing and social swiss people are... which is of course just a joke. They aren't. But can they really live with that? Kind of sad... at least I have my good old friends from Spain in Basel!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm and Trolling around...
Procrastinating
Studying languages and stuff.
Planning great adventures, putting them into motion, and then regretting the very day I came up with that "brilliant" idea. Yes, my life can be actually divided between those moments where I'm actively looking for "adventures" (=problems), and those where I have to regret having found them! :D
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The only thing I know is that usually everyone knows me but I don't know them. Some years ago it was obvious that this was because I was somewhat over-weighted, but nowadays I have no clue as to why I'm so noticeable...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: I love movies and cinema. I like war movies and I'm discovering the inmense production of russisn films (Mosfilm), which are sadly mostly unknown in Europe.

Books: There are way too many books to be read as to read a book twice. Good thing that I have a good memory!

Lately, for example, I read 2 interesting books: "Narziss und Goldmund", by Hermann Hesse, and "The rise and fall of the third chimpanze", by Jared Diamond.

Curiously, I'm having quite a lot of time for reading in the army! :)

Food: I love going out to restaurants for dinner! :D
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Kampfrucksack! hahahaha, hell, no. I hate that useless bag.

Home is where internet conects itself automatically, so probably internet is vital to me! Although lately I don't even know what to do with it!

Lebensraum: I guess that I'm a rather independent person and that i need quite a lot of time for myself. Also, from year to year I feel the urge to travel abroad for some months. Rutine wasn't made for me!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why most people do not like to think!
... and what does "42" actually mean!

and, of course, I usually spend my nights elaborating plans for world domination!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is a typicall friday nowadays? :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that i like to cuddle a lot. :D
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
one of the following cases applies to you:

Work:
-You want to make a contribution to my personal "World Domination Fund", or want to collaborate directly
-You are searching for collaborators for a scientific publication
-For any reason, you desperately need a Biologist...

Sentimental:
-You feel alone (in the dark or elsewhere)
-You need someone with some sense of humor (an inapropriate sense of humor is still a sense of humor!)

Others:
-You are being persecuted by government agencies and need to go undercover
-You want to join the Resistance movement
-You have an even more original excuse for contacting me!