So I've been told by an unsentient website that expanding my profile to 500 words or more, I'll have a more complete profile.
And, I suspect, people might get a better understanding of me as a person.
So here goes:

I work with IT, by choice, because I happen to be good at it.
It's been something of a hobby of mine for many years, so I thought "Hey, why not make a career of it".
Stereotypically enough, I'm into games, TV shows, movies and whatnot, but I have other interests too!
For example, I'm very much into photography.
I wish I could say I was more into literature, because I really do love to read. It's just that I tend never to read the "right" stuff.
Example given; Dan Brown is reasonably popular, so I've read him. Lord of the Rings may also be considered a commercial success, so yes, I've read those. My favourite reading, however, is books like the Discworld Novels, or The Wheel of Time series.
I haven't ready Tolstoy, Austen, Beckett, Defoe or Dickens. I haven't read Kafka, Solzhenitsyn or Joyce.
I thoroughly enjoyed George Orwell, and would like to get around to the others some day, but for now they're in the "to read"-bin.

What I do find time for, these days, is games, certain TV shows (everybody has something they watch regularly, yes?), and lots of hanging out with my friends, be it playing frisbee golf, working on our cars, fixing their computers, or just chilling at the cabin for the weekend.

It's also worth noting that I am an INTJ.
If you know what such an acronym means without having to google it, I implore you to message me - You're already interesting!

music computers cuddling friends ocean games
fast cars greece food being childish philosophy talking beach australia intelligence consoles beer

I am articulate, witty, and a good cook

Working in the IT field, but seriously reconsidering it.
Also, concocting a grand scheme for how to fix what I perceive to be wrong with... well, anything and everything.
Anything can be improved upon - people, politics, goods, ideas, habits, science, culture, values and morals - the hard bit is figuring out where to start. I regularly spend time thinking about, and discussing these things with the people that I surround myself with.

Convincing you otherwise.
Imagining things, Talking way more English than I do Norwegian.
Talking general bullshit to cheer people up.
Talking general bullshit to piss people off.

Not following through on my brilliant ideas.

I smile a lot.

I'm not even joking, I do smile a lot.

(a) Wheel of Time, Discworld, Game of Thrones, Alistair MacLean.
(b) RED, Boondock Saints, Ronin, Bourne Trilogy, anything with mindfucks in it ^^
(c) Top Gear, Disco/NatGeo Documentaries, Sons of Anarchy, The Colbert Report, Archer, Bobs Burgers, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, White Collar, Criminal Minds, Suits, Skins, Coupling
(d) Electronic music, hip hop
(e) Greek/Indian/Chinese. (what the hell, I pretty much love anything tasty, doesn't matter where it's from)

Good shoes.
Internet.
Awesome counting skills.

Also, don't underestimate the value of hugs.
Hugs are a fantastic way of showing affection, whatever your relationship to the vict... receiver.

the peculiarities of life, its inhabitants, and how effing helpless they all act

Couching it after a busy week

I'm not great with money.
I'm not horrible, but there's definitely room for improvement.

you are familiar with the term 'Myers-Briggs' or Carl Jungs psychology typology research
you own a games console
you work with IT in some way, shape or form
you're passionate about cars
you enjoy good food
you're a bit of a grammar nazi
you get lonely sometimes, and would just like someone to talk to
your English is better than your Norwegian
you actually read all of my profile, because then you deserve a bloody medal