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Alvy_Singer87

27 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi men
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:45am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm from a smallish suburb of Chicago - so yes, if you have an understanding of geography - that makes me American. But please don't hold it against me, I got out of the states as soon as I could and have been living in Toronto for about six years now. I love this city and all it has to offer. It's such a creative place and I plan on living here for a very long time.

I love watching films, reading, making people laugh, and having really deep conversations in the middle of the night

You can always feel free to ask me any questions you'd like! I'm an open book.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am working as a freelance video shooter/editor to make money, but my real passion is filmmaking. I have written/directed/produced two feature-length films in the last five years and am gearing up for production on my third.

I also currently co-host a monthly half hour web series where I regularly embarass myselfand in the fall will be directing my first stage play.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being there for my friends and loved ones. My number one priority in life is to find and maintain real connections with other people. I am fascinated by everyone.

According to okcupid, I'm also good at being both less progressive AND less old fashioned... So I got that going for me.

And I'm a pretty romantic guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would say probably my glasses, or maybe that my facial hair has a red tint to it - the last evidence that I was a ginger in my youth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some of my favorite authors:
David Sedaris, Jonathan Ames, Jonathan Franzen, Phillip Roth, Charles Bukowski, Hemingway, Fitzgerald (I tend to romanticize alcoholic assholes when it comes to my reading if you haven't noticed!) I also love reading plays and screenplays, my two favorite playwrights are Edward Albee and Neil Labute.

Some of my favorite filmmakers:
Woody Allen, Charlie Kaufman, Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson, Mike Nichols, Noah Baumbach, John Cassavetes, Hal Ashby, Clint Eastwood, Judd Apatow, Alexander Payne, Spike Jonze, Werner Herzog, and Bobcat Goldwaith.

A lot of television is terrible, but I also believe some of it is surpassing film as an art form nowadays. Some of my favorite shows:
Louie, Breaking Bad, Damages, Treme, The Killing, The Wire, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Curb your Enthusiasm, Girls, Looking, Masters of Sex, True Detective, American Horror Story, Extras, Veep, Hannibal, The Big C, Twin Peaks, and Game of Thrones (though I also find a lot of it frustrating... I only like the assholes on the show)

I have a very eclectic mixture of music I listen to:
Tom Lehrer, Randy Newman, Daniel Johnston, Ragina Spektor, Bob Dylan, Rolling Stones, Grateful Dead, I like lots of hipster music - but I couldn't probably name you one artist... A lot of it sounds alike to me and while I really like it, I couldn't tell you who it was, Same goes with Jazz - I am completely in love with Jazz music and can put it on whenever and whatever mood I'm in. I don't care who it is, there's just a feeling I get one good jazz comes on. My favorite style of jazz is of the New Orleans variety.

My favorite food:
I love spicey food, to the point that my nose is running and I look disgusting. It ain't good unless my mouth is numb!

Anything vegetarian as well is great.

I like going to pubs with my friends on occasion and there's honestly nothing that makes me happier than a veggie burger and a beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My Friends
2) My Dog - his name is Kaufman and he is very neurotic. He is my minion.
3) My Bike
4) My Camera
5) My iPad - I do most of my screenwriting and reading on it.
6) Woody Allen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are all blind people bisexual? I mean... They can't see... So is it like... Anything goes?

When not pondering the sexual orientation of blind people, I'm usually working on some sort of premise for a film in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on a script, editing video for pay, hanging out with friends, or just relaxing at home after the long week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was sixteen years old, my grandparents dragged me to a memorial service for Ronald Reagan as he had just passed away and they lived one town over from where he was born. It seemed like it went on for three hours and during the service I noticed a cute guy in the audience. By the end of the service I had worked it out in my head that I liked boys - something which had never even crossed my mind prior to that.

Ronald Reagan made me gay.

I've also never had ketchup in my entire life!
You should message me if
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You read my profile and think we might get along. I'm quite easy to talk to and am always looking to meet interesting, creative, and intelligent people.

Also bonus points if you can tell me where my username is from! (if you clearly googled it though, then no bonus points)