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PhantomHands

26 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm currently in a show called Phantom of the improv. I play for a lot of musical improv groups and it sets my soul ablaze. I don't believe in souls.
One nation, under dog, with liberty and justice for all.
Though my imagination stretches far beyond the realm of reality and my moral compass is intact, I am NOT religious.
Anyone who says you need religion to be moral is not my cup of Joe.
Astrology is a crock of shit.
I'm a secular humanist.
I just started a meetup group called, "A Stoddy Story," which is named after my one man act. We will basically improvise entire musicals. The group is still awaiting approval so you will not be able to search for it yet.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching, acting, writing, music directing, flirting, joking, watching Once Upon a Time.
I’m really good at
Giving massages (piano-hands)
Making improvisers feel comfortable on stage
Making a crying toddler smile
Writing music that sounds like Ben Folds mixed with Jason Robert Brown
Getting a room full of kindergarteners to idolize me
Filming and editing ridiculous skits
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: From Rowling to Oates. Currently reading, for the first time, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Music: From The Beatles to Pink Floyd.

Movies: From Slapsticks to Horrors.

Shows (Musicals): From Menken to Jason Robert Brown.

Shows (TV): From Dexter to the Once Upon a Time.

Food: From pizza to gioza.
The six things I could never do without
The Piano
Pizza
Love
Imagination
Funny faces
Funny voices
On a typical Friday night I am
Making up songs and stories with friends.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you would dance with me in a rainstorm.
you want something real.
you are at least 20% extraterrestrial.
you are looking for something far more than just a hookup (some say "relationship" but I call it "companionship")
you remember what that is!