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StoddyTheHottie

26 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey girls. Guess what, I like you a lot. Wanna get caramels? Oh wait, I'm talking to all of you. How can I talk to just one of you at a time? Oh yeah message me. Maybe I should message you first? Well what am I doing in this bio section then? How do I get out? Oh my god I'm lost. Hello? Wait, where are my shoes?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing the "piano man" part for rich-upper-east-siders-getting-their-drink-on, teaching, acting, writing, flirting, being witty, and being ridiculously silly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving massages (piano-hands)
Making improvisers feel comfortable on stage
Making a crying toddler smile
Writing music that sounds like Ben Folds, if he fucked Jason Robert Brown
Getting a room full of kindergarteners to idolize me
Filming and editing ridiculous skits
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My whimsical charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: From Rowling to Oates. Currently reading, for the first time, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Music: From The Beatles to Pink Floyd.

Movies: From Slapsticks to Horrors.

Shows (Musicals): From Menken to Jason Robert Brown.

Shows (TV): From Dexter to the Once Upon a Time.

Food: From pizza to gioza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Piano
Pizza
Love
Imagination
Funny faces
Funny voices
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing => Something
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making up songs and stories with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love 13 Going On 30...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you would dance with me in a rainstorm.
you want something real.
you are at least 20% extraterrestrial.
you are looking for something far more than just a hookup (some say "relationship" but I call it "companionship")
you remember what that is!