It's so weird seeing people on here that I know or have met in real life. It's happened to me at least 5 times where I'll get matched with someone I know, which is hilarious and awkward as hell. I never know whether to message them or whether that'll just make things more uncomfortable. Bahhhh...

I'm Alya and in my opinion, three of the greatest things in life are:
Laughing my ass off
Raving
Great and intimately loving sex.
One of the best days of my life was when I got to do all three at the same time.

Well if that didn't scare you off, perhaps we will work well together. I'm a boisterous and opinionated person, and I love to argue with assholes like myself. I'm sweet, but I'm not nice. Not when it costs me my integrity anyway. I do my best to be a caring individual.

Something you should know about me is I am a recovering alcoholic/ drug addict. Being in recovery is a big part of my life and I'm not ashamed of it, in fact I'm very proud of the fact that I have over 5 years sober. Being around people who are drinking doesn't really bother me too much as long as you don't try to pressure me into it. I would have a problem being with someone who is getting high all the time. Already went through that mess and I don't plan on doing it again.

I love anime and electronic music, and I looove dancing!

I'm a liberal person and have spiritual but not religious views (again has to do with my recovery) and I do my best to be open minded with other people.

Piercings and tattoos are really hot, and I wish I had money to finish my back tattoo.

I'm currently going to school to major in Music Composition and minor in Music Production. I work at the MOA.

Being a goon and making people laugh, cooking, being a good listener when people vent about their problems.

I don't know, I'm usually not worried about what other people think of me.

I love studying mythology, so a lot of books I've read tend to be fantasies. I loved reading The Bartimeaus Trilogy, The Inheritance Trilogy, and also the Megan McHafferty novels. I'm a fan of Shel Silverstein and Dr. Suess, but then again who isn't?

I love anything by Mel Brooks and Quentin Tarantino and Hayao Miazaki,admittedly I'm a fan of musicals, namely My Fair Lady and Phantom of the Opera. I will forever love: LOTR, Willow, Princess Bride, Dead Alive, Labyrinth, Moulin Rouge, Across the Universe, 300, Crank, Cry Baby, and Rocky Horror Picture Show. As you can see I'm a fan of cult movies.

Parks and Recreation!!! Also The Office, Game of Thrones, Louie, Mythbusters, Mad Men, NCIS, Law and Order SVU, CSI Miami, Spongebob Squarepants, Planet Earth...aaand Once Upon a Time, Xena Warrior Princess and Being Human...they're guilty pleasures alright?...get off my case. I FUCKING LOVE Ru Paul's Drag Race.

My top 3 animes are: Hellsing Ultimate,Welcome to the NHK! and Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.

I love a lot of different kinds of music, but my favorite genre of music is trance. I also enjoy many other types of EDM. My favorite trance artists are mainly, ATB, Paul Van Dyke, Armin Van Buuren, John O' Callaghan and Above & Beyond. I'm also a fan of Deadmouse, The Prodigy, and DJ Hixxy. For other music, favorite artists include: Queen, David Bowie and NIN (Trent Reznor is my music role model! Also His singing voice is the equivalent of orgasms.), Muse, Marilyn Manson, Prince (of course, I live in Minnesota it's practically a requirement), Radiohead, Flight of the Concords.
I like a lot of different music.

I adore sashimi and sushi, any kind of seafood. I also really like Italian, soul food (with hot sauce!) german, and I always like home-cooking. I'm an awesome cook.

The top 3 most fun video games I've ever played are: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (of course), and Prince of Persia "Sands of Time".

I also watch/read online, The Nostalgia Critic and Nostalgia Chick, CRACKED.com, Savage Love.

Music
Friends and Family
Laughter
Sleep
My car
Sex

In all honesty, sex, love and boys. Like all the time. Those three things probably take up 95% of my thinking. The other 5% of the time though, I'm thinking about music, how the world works and why people act the way they do, just really weird philosophical shit, and really dumb/funny memories.

Out with friends, either going to the casino or out to shows and clubs to go dancing, or else staying in reading, watching anime, playing video games, watching movies, and going on the internet. In the summer I'm usually going camping or going to bonfires. I'm a fan of swimming, rock climbing, rafting/tubing, skiing, fishing and exploring new areas. I love being outdoors, I have a cabin up in North Wisconsin in the backwoods, it's one of my favorite places to go in the summer.

I tend to make myself out to look like an ass in front of others. I can sometimes act impulsively and regret it later, but I'd like to think that I've developed some self-control over the years.

You're:
A sarcastic dick (like me) who can make me laugh for days.
Open-minded and accepting of all people.
Someone who works on improving himself.
Someone who doesn't drink or doesn't drink very often, (but it's not a requirement).
A lover of music and/or is musically talented.
An animal lover (NO, not like THAT. Smartass).
Someone who isn't intimidated by a strong woman.
Confident.

I'm quite the night owl so someone who can keep up with my energy, even into the wee hours of the morning would be great!

Do NOT message me if:
-You plan on sending me a message that reads, "wazup? wat u up 2????? dammm u sexxxxiiiiii" because first of all, that's almost too unintelligible to read, and second, there's this thing called automatic spellcheck, so when you spell your words that way, you're deliberately spelling wrong on purpose, and if you are, we have nothing in common, so don't waste your time. Third, it shows laziness and the fact that you don't even want to put that much energy into talking to me, which is insulting and disrespectful.

-You use the words: "offbeat", "quirky" and "adorkable" just go die in a fire.

Alright I'm done ranting. If you made it this far, we should be friends.