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30 Hammond, LA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Dropped out of masters program
Science / Engineering
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Georgian (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I found myself constantly updating this section.
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What I’m doing with my life
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Attention: Look to the column on the right---->

You will notice that I've dropped out of my masters program. School is just the biggest fucking scam ever. I spent years and thousands of dollars chasing a high profile career B/c quite simply I bought into the lie that money is the secret to lasting happiness. Basically, I'm here to change that.

Short of a time machine the very next best thing is to find a woman that makes self-expression a priority. Someone who understands themselves and gets me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This very moment I have a few projects going. Let me know what you think.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically:That I'm fit, preparing for a grueling course in an upcoming regatta.

Mentally:When you see my chess face it's the very hallmark of intensity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books<>Many plays Shakespeare

Movies <>Documentaries that I find interesting :0

Music <>Mostly Classical ( '}{' ) THAT's a couple kissing
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The latin word for possessions is impediments. ***Think about that for a moment*** My friends are very important to me. I guess I can list them in this category? I probably spend more time than any other human being in North America making lists of things I simply don't need.
Few things tickle my fancy more than second hand Brooks Brothers suits, French Jazz albums and the click of the keys on my Galaxie XII typewriter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'd make a crack secret agent. Let's face it I'm completely fearless. At this point I'm actually bored withskydiving. The above profile picture is my second jump of the day, March 2014.
•I speak many languages fluently.
•Fleming is my favorite author.
•I do a spot on Bane impersonation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my buds until about 7:30 then it's off to work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My late stepfather was way too into westerns for his own good. He'd wear this ridiculous cowboy getup everywhere we went. At the time I was a middle school student and very embarrassed. Now, I fu**ing admire him for it. To this day I have a fondness for "Cisco kid" by a band called "War" which could easily have been his theme song.
You should message me if
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•You make art that says something, and your art Professors hate it.
you want to be a star in one of my street performance pieces
•Sketching nature wildly from a passenger train excites you.
You feel like we would be awesome together