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Alyssa_bk

35 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When i figure out how to do this section in a way that doesn't make me feel like a complete and utter tool i'll revisit it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking it day by day and trying to live it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at taking up empty space on profiles with lots of words that say very little about me.
I'm also good at drinking whiskey.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's probably my prosthetic nose.

Really i think this question is sort of ridiculous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It's really hard to pick to pick favorites, but i'll try.
I'm kind of classical book gal, so some of my faves include Don Quixote, One Hundred Years of Solitude (really anything by Gabriel Garcia Marquez), Conan Doyle, Streetcar named desire (i know it's a play, but i'm putting it in anyway), Russian lit-depressing as hell, but really good. I'm super into the Game of Thrones books right now. I also kind of love Michael Chabon, The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Clay, and Yiddish Police Man's Union are up there.

As for music, i mean seriously, i can't really pick favorites. I listen to it all from cash to bon iver to mos def. My go to's right now are probably a bunch of indie bands. Polica, Yeasayer, Black Keys, Father John Misty (but maybe not fleet foxes), Santigold, YYY's and anything Karen O, XX, Florence and the Machines, Alt-J, and a bunch of other shit are on the indie rotation these days.

As for food, i eat it all. I was a vegetarian for 15 years and started eating meat again about five years ago and now i'm a serious carnivore. I know, i get it, i just opened a flood gate to a lot of really bad jokes. But really, I will eat just about anything, as long as it's delicious. Ok maybe not anything, but i'll try most of it once.

Movies/TV,
Goodfellas, Goonies, Drive, The Usual Suspects, Breakfast Club, anything by Pedro Almodovar, old Woody Allen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a good burger with cheddar
really good friends
Pat Benetar on a bad day
My thumbs
hot water
Summer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
String theory.
Not at all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends, maybe home, maybe cooking for people, or eating things that have been cooked for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an irrational fear of pigeons, which may make walking through this city a hilarious event to watch.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You want to.