This just got longer... grab a glass of wine and enjoy.. read in it's entirety as there's a happy ending ;)
never mind I just shortened this; put the wine away and respond to me! :)~
At our stage of life I rather not waste time in relationships of no value, depth or fulfillment. Wasting time meandering through life can just as easily be achieved through watching football, which I also rather not to do.
I offer an endless supply of witty sarcasm, quirky remarks, senseless foolishness and goof ball antics, but only because you should know that deep inside my assumedly non-serious exterior there is quality, integrity, charm, humor, compassion, and endless loyalty.
I like to spend time through numerous activities, but not opera or sporting events unless you would like to go. I like outdoors, snowboarding trips, anything trips, beach / water activities, but most of all time spent with a lovely woman, whom by my side can laugh at the same things I do, who sneaks her cold feet under the blanket on the couch knowing she'll get a foot massage after I recover from hypothermic shock delivered from her ice cold feet :)