Short Version: Autodidact, Polymath, Infonaut, Post-Human, Trans-Human, Aggressive Nerd, Relentless Cyberpunk.
I grew up in Los Angeles, CA and while I love being home, I hate the asshole mentality and vanity of Los Angeles, so I moved up here to WA. I graduated high school in Los Angeles. After turning down a position on a junior hockey team, I went to WSU (Go Cougs!) where I received my B.A. in History with a double major in Political Science and served as Music Director for the campus Rock station. After graduating in 2007, I attended the University of La Verne and received my CA teaching credential and Master of Education degree.
I am an obsessive learner and if all of the universe's knowledge and ideas were a galaxy, I would be the black hole at the center of it. If there is an unknown, I must conquer it. I am a relentless achiever and constantly strive to find new heights to attain, maybe due to some subconscious childhood deficit, but regardless, it makes me happy and I won't stop until I rule the world, hehe.
In terms of my personality, I am a sarcastic, cynical, realistic, idealistic, and quick-witted sentient life-form that seeks mental engagement and doesn't mind playing the part of the fool. I can always laugh at myself and take a joke at my expense. I enjoy dark/black/macabre humor, so if you are offended by it, then you might want to think twice, or maybe 3-99 times. The harder the better! *That's what she said* Too soon?
For nerds out there I will list my affiliations so as to encourage full disclosure, not to avoid intergalactic war, but simply for allegiance purposes:
Sith vs. Jedi? Sith. Way better skillzors.
Romulan vs. Vulcan? Romulan. Live short and conquer.
Replicant vs. Human? Replicant. The light that burns twice as bright.
Decepticon vs. Autobots? Decepticon. Never take the human's side.
GI Joe vs. Cobra? Cobra. Always have an exit to fight another day.
PC vs. Mac? Both. I'm no fanboy. But Linux appeases my innards.
iPhone OS vs. Android? Android. Lucas owns the rights to my heart.
Eastwood vs. Wayne? Blondie! and Wayne was the Duke, as in poop.
Wars vs. Trek? I want death and war, not a vacation voyage.
Samurai vs. Gunslinger? Both.
Best James Bond? Sean Connery.
Wheel vs. Jeopardy? Jeopardy FTW!
Elite vs. Brute? Elite. Purple blood is very vogue right now.
Xbox 360 vs. PS3? 360 now, PS3 will win the second half of the war.