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26 Richmond, VA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 25
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Breeder's girl living in a Pixie's world.

My MBTI is nope. But I finally did the test and if you MUST KNOW, I'm an ENFJ. Self-awareness and personal growth, intuition...blah blah blah.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Global Health Marketing Communication & Advertising student pretty much most of the time, so I'm normally studying, or avoiding studying and then eventually getting my school work done. Surprisingly I've found out I do that extraordinarily well, especially in terms of Economics models. You actually find out how fun and necessary (occasionally) it can be to entirely avoid your priorities when you're given the task of attacking social science theory.

I've spent my days and nights throughout a couple years working in an Emergency Room. Fun medicine things along with traveling combined with classwork as of this year, has been my life for a while now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Answering the question "what song is this?", comparing situations in my everyday to the part in the Louis CK stand up where he references God coming back and asking what happened to the polar bears/wondering what jobs are, finding cool recipes, traveling (one of my favorite things to do and I try and go places whenever I get the chance), sleeping, kayaking, digital marketing, everything but math, giving and receiving body massages, interior decorating, remembering faces, drinking whiskey, typing up papers, photography, never deleting pictures on my iPhone and forever being warned my iCloud is full, adding to my book collection, going to the river, hiking in the mountains, mountain biking, making spanakopita from scratch, making guacamole, and making multiple types of tea and coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told my eyes?

And my cheekbones from random old drunk ladies at a bar once.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Everything by Georges Bataille, Anais Nin and Henry Miller. Anything by Charles Bukowski and Henry Rollins. 48 Laws of Power is good, too.

Documentaries and stand up are forever the move. If its legitimately funny and accessible on Netflix I'm about it.
By the way, Jesus Camp the documentary is terrifying. If you're not sure of this documentary, you could just google the zealot from Wife Swap and that is close enough.

Louie, Chappelle's Show, VICE on HBO, American Horror Story, True Detective, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Eastbound and Down, Workaholics, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Parks and Recreation, Twin Peaks, everything Gordon Ramsey and Anthony Bourdain.

Uhhhhhh, everything by Prince and everything soul from the 60s and 70s, my mom and dad raised me on good vintage vinyl tracks. (Thanks guys)

Portishead, The Breeders, Pixies, The Weakerthans (and of course Propaghandi), Dinosaur Jr, J Mascis solo stuff, David Bazan (his solo stuff, Pedro & Headphones), Bad Religion, Dillinger Four, Ryan Adams, Hot Water Music, The Beach Boys, Nirvana, The Menzingers, Fleetwood Mac, Bruce Springsteen, The Flatliners, Neil Young, David Bowie, Tom Petty, Avail, Tim Barry, Bad Brains, Phil Collins, The Bouncing Souls, Leonard Cohen, Murder City Devils, Outkast, Mos Def, Nas, Ghostface Killah, Raekwon, Pavement, The Replacements, Lagwagon, Jets To Brazil, Bad Religion, The Clash, Against Me, NOFX, The National, Velvet Underground, A Tribe Called Quest, Quicksand, Billy Bragg, Husker Du, Clipse, Superchunk, Ramones, Action Bronson, Fugazi, Patsy Cline, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Otis Redding.

If you have a record player, and enjoy sitting at home playing music and just sitting on the couch, we'll get along great.

I love cooking, finding new recipes is always cool. Mexican, Greek and good wine is pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. Also, we need Veggie Grills on the east coast, if you know then you know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A comfortable bed, avocados, Chipotle tofu burrito bowls with guacamole I willingly pay extra for, music, filtered water, philosophy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
James Franco, the future, plans, becoming a better person, philosophy, traveling to places, trying new things, perpetually evolving, setting goals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends, buried in studying, and attempting to re-watch Lost on Netflix but never following through it.

Most likely wanting avocados is in there somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One time I met Taylor Swift at a restaurant I used to work at. It was 2008 and she came into the restaurant and I was the only person who recognized her because I'm more of a Miley "Party in the USA" girl myself. She had a Blackberry and I'm pretty sure she was dating a Jonas brother at this point. Her mother and her ordered breakfast for dinner in case you were wondering.

That's all I'm going to say, I'm a private person that is willing to discuss certain things in my questions in a low-lighted restaurant eating Cuban tapas though.

This is the internet. Privacy, lol.
You should message me if
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If you aren't too sensitive to take sarcasm and crass humor. Not everything is an argument, guys. Trash talk can be fun and you totally know it. Don't be Bill O'Reilly against Cam'ron. Feistiness is essential to the functioning of this rock in space. If you approve of feisty girls, hi.

If you are a lifelong learner. I find education to be important to my life and my evolution, if you happen to agree, I think we will get along just fine. Learning isn't confined to a college classroom, I believe in the whole idea of bettering my condition and my outlook, continuously. Those who don't believe change exists, need not apply. Change is certainly a thing and is happening at this very moment, and always, I don't want to have this argument with a cute guy again. (It's happened and it was horrible) Having goals and being very much into bettering one's self is important to myself and I'd like to meet someone who feels the same.

If you value intelligence and consideration. Flightiness becomes bothersome. Decent political views and value systems also accepted and preferred.

If we can effectively communicate. I happen to find being an adult overrated but important. I'm inherently extroverted and tend to enjoy interesting banter. I have my moments where I tend to be a bit more introspective and introverted, so I enjoy a good balance. It's not the end of the world if you're not an extrovert, and this isn't a requirement. So with that being said, if you really are horrible at having a conversation then the weird dating website world is not for you. Opinions vary, though. I'm not against quiet types, but if you think we can get along, then let's do the damn thing. It helps if we have things in common and we can break the ice, which I'm good at. I can deal with the awkwardness, if you're cool and cute. As far as I'm concerned, good conversation and wit and sarcasm is a bonus, and quite frankly preferred.

If you wake up in the morning without an unnecessarily large ego and you like making breakfast tacos with avocado.

If you're cool, been through a bunch of crazy experiences and have a lot of good stories you want to share, like good music, like good books and coffee, can give me a hard time and deal with me doing the same, and enjoy sleeping in on Saturdays while music plays in the background.

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