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DateWithIkeaa

26 Richmond, VA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The jerk store called
They're running out of you.

My MBTI is NOPE.

Currently listening to:
http://www.last.fm/user/imustmaintain
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Global Health/Marketing Communication/Advertising studies half of my time. The rest of that time is spent working in the public health industry. Creative and scientific... it is a balance I specialize in, it is going okay. I also write for a website about music and funny things Riff Raff is doing. Would skateboard in heels.

Add time in there somewhere for copious amounts of iced cafe lattes with soy, black coffee and Turbo Shots in all my coffee from Dunkin.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting things together from Ikea.

Interior design, answering the question "What song is this?", drinking whiskey, traveling, digital marketing, coffee, putting my shoes on one at a time, reading books, cooking, giving massages/receiving massages, exploring, DIY fun projects, having a green thumb, putting together a little art
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told my eyes?

And my cheekbones from random old drunk ladies at a bar once.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Delta of Venus, The Diary of Anais Nin, Tropic of Cancer, Tropic of Capricorn, Ham on Rye, Post Office, You get so alone at times that it just makes sense, Love is a dog from hell, everything Warsan Shire, 1984, 48 Laws of Power, Black Coffee Blues, Get in the Van, See a Grown Man Cry Now Watch Him Die, The Power of Now

Buffalo 66, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Dazed and Confused, American Psycho, A Band Called Death, Filmage, Beats Rhymes & Life, Alphaville, Secretary, Goodfellas

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Louie, Trailer Park Boys, LOST, Always Sunny In Philadelphia, House of Cards, Portlandia, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, VICE on HBO, Real Time with Bill Maher, No Reservations, Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown, Top Chef, Twin Peaks

Prince, Phil Collins, The Weakerthans, The Clash, Pavement, Pixies, The Breeders, The Replacements, Dillinger Four, The Ergs, Jawbreaker, Kid Dynamite, Lifetime, Pennywise, Smoking Popes, Jets To Brazil, Descendents, Bad Religion, Motorhead, Sex Pistols, Hot Water Music, Avail, Tim Barry, Bad Brains, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Bikini Kill (Kathleen Hanna everything), Peaches, Heavy Cream, Shannon and the Clams, David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young, Tom Petty, Pet Shop Boys, Depeche Mode, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Portishead, Slowdive, Dinosaur Jr., J Mascis, David Bazan (Pedro and Headphones), The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Sonic Youth, Husker Du, The Lemonheads, My Bloody Valentine, The Cure, Otis Redding, Loretta Lynn, Waylon Jennings, Iggy Pop, The Stooges, Black Sabbath, Electric Wizard, Danzig, Pet Shop Boys, Rod Stewart, Billy Bragg, Elvis Presley, Clipse, N.E.R.D., Riff Raff, Action Bronson, Nas, Mobb Deep, Gucci Mane, Cam'ron (Dipset everything), Wu-Tang, The Alchemist, 9th Wonder, The Notorious B.I.G., E-40, Diplo, Mos Def, Ski Beatz, Ghostface Killah, GZA, Outkast, Ryan Adams, Mac DeMarco, The Shins, The National, Yo La Tengo, Built To Spill

I love cooking, finding new recipes is always cool. Mexican, Greek and good wine is pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. Also, we need Veggie Grills on the east coast, if you know then you know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee
coffee
coffee
Larry David
coffee
coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
James Franco, the death of the ego, getting more coffee, renovating a Sprinter van and running away to travel all over the United States, the future, philosophy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
with friends/watching Netflix/listening to music/out drinking/studying/watching NutriBullet informercials
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time I met Taylor Swift at a restaurant I used to work at. It was 2008 and she came into the restaurant and I was the only person who recognized her. Her mother and her ordered breakfast for dinner in case you were wondering. I had to inform the waiter who served her who she was. I was like, uh I don't even care for this chick's music but you should totally know better, guy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you aren't too sensitive to take sarcasm and crass humor. Not everything is an argument, guys. Don't be Bill O'Reilly against Cam'ron. Feistiness is essential to the functioning of this rock in space.

If you wake up in the morning without an unnecessarily large ego and you like making breakfast tacos with avocado.