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26 Richmond, VA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:25am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Breeders girl living in a Pixies world

My MBTI is nope.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a Global Health/Marketing Communication/Advertising student half of my time. The rest of that time is spent working in the public health industry, split with writing for a website about funny things Riff Raff is doing and music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Answering the question "what song is this?", comparing situations in my everyday to the part in the Louis CK stand up where he references God coming back and asking what happened to the polar bears/wondering what jobs are, finding cool recipes and being excellent at cooking them, traveling, sleeping, digital marketing, everything but math, giving and receiving body massages, interior decorating, remembering faces, drinking whiskey
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told my eyes?

And my cheekbones from random old drunk ladies at a bar once.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Everything by Georges Bataille, Anais Nin and Henry Miller. Anything by Charles Bukowski and Henry Rollins. 48 Laws of Power is good, too.

Documentaries and stand up are forever the move. If its legitimately funny and accessible on Netflix I'm about it.

Louie, Chappelle's Show, VICE on HBO, American Horror Story, True Detective, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Eastbound and Down, Workaholics, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Parks and Recreation, Twin Peaks, everything Gordon Ramsey and Anthony Bourdain.

Uhhhhhh, everything by Prince and everything soul from the 60s and 70s.

Portishead, The Breeders, Pixies, The Weakerthans (and of course Propaghandi), Dinosaur Jr, J Mascis solo stuff, David Bazan (his solo stuff, Pedro & Headphones), Bad Religion, The Descendents, Dillinger Four, Ryan Adams, Hot Water Music, Tommy James, Beach Boys, Motorhead, The Menzingers, All, Subhumans, 86 Mentality, Cro Mags, Negative Approach, The Cure, Misfits, Fleetwood Mac, Bruce Springsteen, The Flatliners, Neil Young, Van Morrison, David Bowie, Tom Petty, Avail, Tim Barry, Bad Brains, Phil Collins, The Bouncing Souls, Leonard Cohen, New Order, Murder City Devils, Outkast, Mos Def, Nas, Wutang, Pavement, The Replacements, Lagwagon, Jets To Brazil, The Clash, Against Me, NOFX, The National, Velvet Underground, A Tribe Called Quest, Quicksand, Billy Bragg, Husker Du, Bad Brains, Death, Clipse, Superchunk, Ramones, Action Bronson, Fugazi, Patsy Cline, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Otis Redding.

If you have a record player, and enjoy sitting at home playing music and just sitting on the couch, we'll get along great.

I love cooking, finding new recipes is always cool. Mexican, Greek and good wine is pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. Also, we need Veggie Grills on the east coast, if you know then you know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
James Franco, the future, plans, becoming a better person, philosophy, traveling to places, trying new things, perpetually evolving, setting goals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends, buried in studying, and attempting to re-watch Lost on Netflix but never following through it.

Most likely wanting avocados is in there somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One time I met Taylor Swift at a restaurant I used to work at. It was 2008 and she came into the restaurant and I was the only person who recognized her. Her mother and her ordered breakfast for dinner in case you were wondering.
You should message me if
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If you aren't too sensitive to take sarcasm and crass humor. Not everything is an argument, guys. Don't be Bill O'Reilly against Cam'ron. Feistiness is essential to the functioning of this rock in space.

If you wake up in the morning without an unnecessarily large ego and you like making breakfast tacos with avocado.